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Old 05-17-2011, 02:41 PM   #21
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Wasn't sure if we would see a comment from Fotze first, or one about his mom.
I don't see how he can, Fotze's momma never has time to crank one out, especially when the US Navies 6th fleet is in town.
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:04 PM   #22
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^ The best way I can describe the women there is "disappointing". They didn't live up to the hype at all. Girls are better looking here.
Try Argentina. Muy caliente.
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:07 PM   #23
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Moving to Brazil...
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Old 05-17-2011, 04:43 PM   #24
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Moving to Brazil...
maybe you should see the picture of her again before you do that.
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Old 05-17-2011, 04:45 PM   #25
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Must just leave a snail trail every time she sits down
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Receptionist: Ana your 2 o'clock is here.
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Holy crap. When she quits, they are going to have to burn her office chair.
Or sell it on ebay. If 'used' panties are a hot item in Japan, what do you think the chair would fetch?
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She must be pretty ruff down there grinding out 18 orgasms a day.

Just saying.

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She must be pretty ruff down there grinding out 18 orgasms a day.

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Old 05-17-2011, 05:16 PM   #30
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She seems pretty uptight...

maybe she needs to get laid......
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If you need to do it that many times a day maybe your doing it wrong.
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Or doing it amazingly right.
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Old 05-17-2011, 06:01 PM   #33
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Or doing it amazingly right.
With that much practice she better be doing it amazingly right...
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Old 05-17-2011, 06:08 PM   #34
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I thought accountants counted the beans....not flicked 'em.
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OR "Thank you, Ana, but I think that bean has been counted enough for today".
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Old 05-17-2011, 06:13 PM   #36
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maybe you should see the picture of her again before you do that.
Maybe he just wants to rub one out every 15 minutes at work without having to sneak into the janitors closet.
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Wait...so 47 times a day is considered a condition now? I wonder if WCB will cover this...
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Wait...so 47 times a day is considered a condition now? I wonder if WCB will cover this...
Only if the condition developed as a result of your work.
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I dunno, something about her rubs me the right way.
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