"Hello, home owner looking to rent their home long term?" 
 
"Yes?" 
 
"I'm very interested in renting" 
 
"That's great, we'll need references" 
 
"Really?  Because I just need it for one night for a massive house party, with a keg and DJ.  But it's cool because it's for my, uhhh wife...right, my wife. I am totally not looking for a place to have a huge party and trash and not repair under the guise that I am married" 
 
 
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