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Old 02-27-2011, 12:13 AM   #101
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Drive Angry: Shot in 3-D

I haven't watched it, won't watch it, but the TV ads for it assure me that it belongs on this list. If you have to mention that your movie was shot in 3-D 5 times in a 30 second ad, it sucks.

Plus, your baby was kidnapped by a satanic cult? Really?
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:16 AM   #102
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Freddy got Fingered - I've never, ever walked out of a movie before - but I did for that.
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:18 AM   #103
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Drive Angry: Shot in 3-D

I haven't watched it, won't watch it, but the TV ads for it assure me that it belongs on this list. If you have to mention that your movie was shot in 3-D 5 times in a 30 second ad, it sucks.

Plus, your baby was kidnapped by a satanic cult? Really?
But apparently there's plenty of full frontal nudity in it involving Amber Heard.





edit.....on closer inspection, there's a scene involving her and another woman featuring lots of full frontal, but it's not her from what I can find.

Still, Amber Heard in short shorts is pretty damn good.

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Old 02-27-2011, 12:27 AM   #104
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Unfortunately, with all the nudity in Drive Angry, Amber Heard does not partake in it. For that you would have to check out the Informers.

Btw, Drive Angry while being pretty bad, could be considered a guilty pleasure by some. William Fichtner stole the movie imo. I also appreciate the directors efforts, as he also did My Bloody Valentine 3D (one of the better 3D movies surprisingly). There are a lot worse movies than DA (the skull drinking was a bit much though).

I Am Number Four was far worse than DA.
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:28 AM   #105
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:37 AM   #106
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How this movie got the green light is beyond me. Why he wears a football jersey the entire time is really beyond me.

Cause he's from the future! I love this movie and the best quote in it was:

Phillip, Leo's Chamberlain: Your Majesty, if I may have your attention. Starting at Small Forward, from Inglewood High, 2 time All County Conference Player of the Year, The Messenger from Normandy - Jamal Skyyyyywalker.
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:37 AM   #107
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K, you clearly didn't like it and that's cool, but I still don't see how you can call it the worst movie ever made. Hell you even gave it credit for something.

The Worst movie ever made has ZERO redeemable qualities. Like NONE whatsoever.

We will never see eye to eye obviously, but I just wanted to see why Inception is worse than something like The Wicker Man or Bangkok Dangerous.
Bangkok Dangerous rocked.

in an awful kind of way
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K-Pax was the worst for me in terms of sitting down and trying to watch a movie.. omg.

If you're up for a laugh Hard Ticket to Hawaii is awesome in it's own lame way..

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Old 02-27-2011, 12:46 AM   #109
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I notice that many posters seem to be confusing "bad" movies with "movies I don't like." A movie that is competently produced, with believable characters, a comprehensible plot and some semblance of internal consistency cannot possibly be the worst movie of all time. Because, you know, there are plenty of movies that have none of those things.
Looking at bad movies that way, I would probably have to agree with the posting of Plan 9 from Outer Space, though I also think that movie is awesome.
I may just go throw that DVD in for some entertainment tonight.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:20 AM   #111
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I remember when I was a kid and waterworld was being hyped due to its obscene cost to make. So I went to IMDB and someone claims there is a 4 hour version of the movie not released. How painful would that 4 hours be? Jesus chirst.
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I remember when I was a kid and waterworld was being hyped due to its obscene cost to make. So I went to IMDB and someone claims there is a 4 hour version of the movie not released. How painful would that 4 hours be? Jesus chirst.
I'm just happy knowing the movie company lost it's shirt on the film. There was no way the movie was going to recover it's cost.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:37 AM   #113
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I'm just happy knowing the movie company lost it's shirt on the film. There was no way the movie was going to recover it's cost.
According to this, Waterworld made 100 million more than its estimated cost. That's just box office numbers, doesn't include any sales.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it looks like Waterwold made some money.

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=waterworld.htm
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According to this, Waterworld made 100 million more than its estimated cost. That's just box office numbers, doesn't include any sales.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it looks like Waterwold made some money.

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=waterworld.htm
Worldwide, I stand corrected

However......

Overspilling on its staggering $175 million budget, Costner's apocalyptic blockbuster was the most expensive film ever made at the time. And the soggiest box-office flop. It scooped just $88 million at the US box-office, causing critics to quickly dub it "Kevin's Gate" and "Fishtar".

http://movies.uk.msn.com/photos/acti...4679614&page=5
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Old 02-27-2011, 03:06 AM   #115
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Dune was absolutely awful.

I have no idea how that movie didn't kill every single actor's career.

I kind of want to see it again to remind myself of how awful it was.
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Old 02-27-2011, 05:00 AM   #116
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The lost highway by David Lynch. What a steaming hot load of flatulence. A movie made to be confusing for the sake of being confusing, and passed off as great art and intelligent symbolism.

That movie comes nowhere close to being one of the worst movies ever when it had a scene like this one:




"That's F***in crazy, man"

That scene alone precludes this film from any such list.


This is far and away the worst movie I've ever seen:




There is scenes near the end where you can blatantly see it's a guy in a bear suit in some of the shots. Just awful.

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But apparently there's plenty of full frontal nudity in it involving Amber Heard.





edit.....on closer inspection, there's a scene involving her and another woman featuring lots of full frontal, but it's not her from what I can find.

Still, Amber Heard in short shorts is pretty damn good.
There's definitely a nekkid woman, but it's not Amber Heard and it's not full frontal.
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I think the words "In your opinion" needs to be added to the title. Any list where Fargo and Inception are being classified as the worst films ever, doesn't hold a lot of value. Even if you personally dislike the films, they are both highly acclaimed, and extremely well produced.
"In your opinion" has to be implicit, though, since you will never get everyone to agree on what a bad movie is. Even just glancing through the selection offered here shows that.

The problem with asking for a 'best' this or a 'worst' that is that you are going to be getting folks opinions with which you may not agree with. I just looked through that 'top 50 arcade games' list...and I'm wondering how Double Dragon didn't make the list, for example.

So whenever I see something like "What's the worst movie ever", I always figure it's got an "in your opinion" attached to it.
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