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[HOZ]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

I have a friend who is totally ##### whipped, and his wife makes him sit to pee. He is no longer a man in my eyes.

But did you revoke his man card?

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

I have a friend who is totally ##### whipped, and his wife makes him sit to pee. He is no longer a man in my eyes.

Either she'd better make the best sanwiches in the world or give the best oral fullfillment, because the minute a chick tells me how to pee is the minute that I burn her stuffed animals, pee on her knicknacks and walk out the door.

[Temporary_User]

TIL some guys sit to pee.
Wow.

[BlackArcher101]

I sit more often than stand.

For a number of reasons:
- I'm usually taking a crap at the same time.
- Bathroom time is quiet mans time. Break open that magazine and give it a browse while you're in there. This is especially true while at work.
- 100% all the time when others are well within earshot and I semi know the people.
- Avoids the after sex mis-guided stream catastrophe

[The Yen Man]

Meh, I'm not afraid to admit it, I sit down when I'm in my own house or if I'm at someone else's house and their bathroom looks clean. I'm just too lazy to clean up my own splash back (and yes, there is splash back no matter how careful you are). I just find it easier that way. Call me a neat freak, but I find it unsanitary seeing piss stains around the rim or on the floor. Plus, when I wake up, I'm still have asleep so I find it way easier just to sit down and not need to aim.

And before anyone says I'm whipped or not a man (like I care if you manly men do anyways), I live by myself, so it's not like anyone is forcing me to do it.

Public washrooms are another story, but that's because someone else is cleaning up my mess.

[MrMastodonFarm]

If I have time, and I'm in my house, I sit to pee. All these gents lol@nto being a man to sit it's silly.

It's just more relaxing that way, give the boys a good shove back, sure you might get a bit of a splash down but that's the breaks, and I'm a grower more then a shower anyways so it's a not a huge problem.

Sit back, play a game on the ipod, checks your messages on the blackberrys, wait enough time and sometimes you poop.

It's a marvelous really

[Dion]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Either she'd better make the best sanwiches in the world or give the best oral fullfillment, because the minute a chick tells me how to pee is the minute that I burn her stuffed animals, pee on her knicknacks and walk out the door.

[gottabekd]

If I am at someone's house, and there are tons of people around, and their bathroom has a paper thin door, I will try my best to keep things quiet. Depending on the design of the bowl, the best way may be to sit.

If I'm at my own place (I live alone), I'll piss standing up.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by gottabekd

If I am at someone's house, and there are tons of people around, and their bathroom has a paper thin door, I will try my best to keep things quiet. Depending on the design of the bowl, the best way may be to sit.

If I'm at my own place (I live alone), I'll piss standing up.

actually in those instances i prefer to go full firehose with a healthy bowel rippling fart added in for good measure. if anyone looks at you funny, just say you had lunch at Taco Bell. those frowns of disgust will turn to nods of understanding

[Bill Bumface]

I just started to notice that my girlfriend puts the seat back up when she is done at my place. It's about time someone gets it.

[AvsJerk]

Originally Posted by gottabekd

If I am at someone's house, and there are tons of people around, and their bathroom has a paper thin door, I will try my best to keep things quiet. Depending on the design of the bowl, the best way may be to sit.

If I'm at my own place (I live alone), I'll piss standing up.

I'm with Hemi-Cuda, that's a situation that I let the eagle fly and make plenty of noise...walk out of the bathroom and look people in the eye.

[Finny61]

Low flow toilets seem to be an enemy of the standing man, both splash and noise are more emphasized in my experience so if someone has one I will take the courtesy of sitting, unless it's my brother's house.

[HPLovecraft]

Those men in here trying to rationalize the fact they sit to pee are not fooling anyone. I don't even know why someone would sit to pee. I want to get in there and get out as quickly as possible, I don't have time to sit down and do my make up (what I'm assuming these men are doing) at the same time.

[pylon]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Those men in here trying to rationalize the fact they sit to pee are not fooling anyone. I don't even know why someone would sit to pee. I want to get in there and get out as quickly as possible, I don't have time to sit down and do my make up (what I'm assuming these men are doing) at the same time.

I piss in the shower almost every morning. It makes dealing with the morning semi a lot less painful and acrobatic.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by pylon

I piss in the shower almost every morning. It makes dealing with the morning semi a lot less painful and acrobatic.

It is after all, all pipes

[Temporary_User]

Am I the only one who leaves the seat down but still stands? Just pee through a smaller hole.

[Gozer]

I sit because I have a small penis.

[Mad Mel]

Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil

Anybody have urinals installed in their house? I am thinking about putting one in the basement bathroom when building it next summer.

Yup. It's behind the house, I call it 'the back yard'. Outdoor pissing is the best pissing. Aim, schmaim.

[Cole436]

Only time I sit is if I just wake up and haven't fully committed to consciousness yet.

[Hack&Lube]

Urine itself is pretty sanitary isn't it? I don't mean you should drink due to the salts in it but it's a completely sterile fluid and even antibacterial to boot.

You get far more germs on the toilet seat by sitting on it with your dirty behind than by splashing a few drops of pee onto it.