Hockey related heckles?

[jeremywilhelm]

Originally Posted by Reaper

I've never understood why people think that using eye protection with the highest safety rating is stupid in rec hockey.

The fact of the matter is that there are tonnes of guys playing rec hockey that can't/won't control their stick. I've taken a boatload of sticks to the face but managed to preserve my eyes by wearing a cage instead of buying into tough guy mentality that an injury won't possibly happen to me.

Yep, keep telling yourself that.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

Yep, keep telling yourself that.

Wow, that was a well thought out reply. It's a good thing you have such a large amount of reasoning behind your arguement or otherwise you wouldn't have changed my mind.

[jeremywilhelm]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Wow, that was a well thought out reply. It's a good thing you have such a large amount of reasoning behind your agruement or otherwise you wouldn't have changed my mind.

When you are heckling someone, you don't really need a reason do you?

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

When you are heckling someone, you don't really need a reason do you?

Okay, so you heckle guys wearing a cage for no other reason than you like acting like a bag?

[jeremywilhelm]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Okay, so you heckle guys wearing a cage for no other reason than you like acting like a bag?

Uh, yeah. That's what you do when you heckle someone. You act like an a$$hole.

Your in a thread, talking about hockey heckles and say you wear a cage. So I started heckling.

How is this so hard to understand?

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

How is this so hard to understand?

First off, your "heckle" was so lame and non-specific that it was nonsensical. Secondly, go pound sand knuckledragger.

[Montana Moe]

Your mom wears double runners...

[StoneCole]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

Well what do you expect. You're wearing a cage in rec hockey.

exactly. I'm wearing a cage in REC. hockey. I like my teeth. Your wife/girlfriend likes my teeth. Why would I risk ruining a relationship with a girl that likes it when I go backdoor?

[StoneCole]

Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

My friend Bryce is a total . He has some great ones.

Nice cage your f-ing cheese grater

Nice white skates you plug, I had the same ones, then my dad got a job.

I'll try to remember some other ones.

PS I wear a cage and white skates.

[Yamer]

"Hit 'em with your purse, ya p**sy!"

[jar_e]

Totally anecdotal but in the league the puckers play in, the majority of players who wear cages are complete dbags. They're all talk but still wear a cage. Not saying the above posters are, but if any guy is wearing a cage and makes some comment, that's the first thing I'm going for.

Actually Jayems is great at heckles...he should come to this thread and tell some of his wonderful rants.

[jeremywilhelm]

Originally Posted by jar_e

Totally anecdotal but in the league the puckers play in, the majority of players who wear cages are complete dbags. They're all talk but still wear a cage. Not saying the above posters are, but if any guy is wearing a cage and makes some comment, that's the first thing I'm going for.

Actually Jayems is great at heckles...he should come to this thread and tell some of his wonderful rants.

Guys in cages seen to think they are invincible. Play that way, beak that way and pu$$y out that way.

[shermanator]

I use the FUBAR heckle frequently.

"Perhaps you should try another sport, like knitting"