Standings Predictions:
 
West:
 
1) LA  -  Stinks like Sedins and LOUUUUUUUUUUUU
2) Minny -  ECHL team could  make the playoffs in the west
3) Anaheim - Kipper + Iggy + Kane  = top 3
4) St. Louis - OLDDDDDDDDDD
5) San HOSEEEE -  Who is going to stop pucks ?
6) EDMONTON - never trust a stinky cheese
7) Columbus -  Will deal his way in
8) Chicago -  What is a Blindenblacher
9) Dallas- Vinny Saponari will break your knees
10) Colorado -  Closer and closer
11) PHX -  Who will score ?
12) Calgary -  Horton needs to get 100pts
13) Detroit  -  will Field 5 AHLers
14) Vancouver - HALESTORM !!!
15) Nashville - Dont Break a leg Dipietro
 
East:
 
1) Montreal -   Proven Chemistry and success... It's Miller time
2) Pittsburgh - Top 9 forwards from hell
3) Philly -  Defense will beat you up
4) Washington - 

5) Ottawa -  Don't Staal Out
6) NY Rangers - Always seem to hang out in the playoffs
7) Atlanta - Does the streak end ??  My money is on no
8) Buffalo -  Borderline....
9) Carolina - 8 Million dollar shooter-tutor in net
10) Toronto - Enigma... anwhere from 6 to 12
11) Boston -  Handzus =  #1 Center
12) NY Islanders - Lundqvist single-handedly keeps them from the basement
13) New Jersey - Moving on UPPPP
14) Florida -  The untouchable Stralman will not win many games for them
15) TB - Better deal to get your 1st rounder back