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Old 07-31-2010, 08:59 AM   #101
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Whatever happened to the Chicken?

I could have sworn he threw it out like 3 pages ago.

Then there the assault on Rerun's deathstar, some anecdotes about the excretion potential of salmonella, a couple of jokes here and there, wow, this thread really has it all.
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Old 07-31-2010, 09:39 AM   #102
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Thank you thank you. I do try to be entertaining and liven things up when they start to get a little dull.
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I had salmonella many years ago. I was bed-ridden for five days and for half that time I couldn't be more than a few seconds from a toilet. That is one nasty ailment. I had to go to the hospital twice for IVs. I lost so much fluid due to spewing stuff for two days out of both ends. I know you folks wanted to read this.
So its a good way to lose some weight?

Dissenttower i would like to buy your chicken.....

Oh and also you kinda remind me of Zach Galifianakis doing an impression

at 0:55 seconds, and Language warning
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:22 AM   #104
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Thank you thank you. I do try to be entertaining and liven things up when they start to get a little dull.
The Pope is not entertaining, unless its this guy:

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I pulled a Rerun-ism today. I called someone a twirp, but realized it was a girl, so I apologized to her later.
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I pulled a Rerun-ism today. I called someone a twirp, but realized it was a girl, so I apologized to her later.
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I pulled a Rerun-ism today. I called someone a twirp, but realized it was a girl, so I apologized to her later.
Did you then start a thread about what you had for lunch?
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Someone did ask me if i did have kids today and i couldn't remember if i did or not!
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Did you then start a thread about what you had for lunch?
Hey... that was a very popular thread.

11 pages long and 203 replies.

People couldn't wait to spill the beans (so to speak)
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Did you then start a thread about what you had for lunch?
I'm taking a train up to Courtenay on Wednesday. Technically it will be my first time on the train. Should I start a thread?
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I'm taking a train up to Courtenay on Wednesday. Technically it will be my first time on the train. Should I start a thread?
Go ahead if it makes you feel better. I know that you are young and insecure about most things and that usually you are frightened of new experiences, as the unknown seems particularly scary to you. Just go ahead, get on the train, and close your eyes if you start to get nervous.

Hope I've been of some help.... but if I haven't, start a thread. I know a lot of people here have never traveled by train and they probably have the same fears you have.

Have a nice trip.
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I also have another bone to pick with you GreenTeaFrapp..

.... and its about your avatar...




I think its insulting towards all the Catholics on here. You are implying that the Pope is a pedifile.

Your avatar is no less insulting than if you used a derogatory pic of jew or a muslim or someone of some other faith that you didn't believe in. I can't believe the mods have let you keep it as your avatar.

Why don't you, for a change, try to be a little less insulting towards people and less of an internet tough guy.
I thought you were ignoring me? Oh well, I guess you just say things for attention some times.

Well, the Pope probably is a pedophile since it seems like most Catholic priests are. And if he isn't, he might as well be since he's running the organization that has sheltered far too many pedophile priests.

And if the Jews or Muslims had the same problems with pedophiles that the Catholics do, I'd criticize them for it the same.

But maybe you condone little boys getting molested since you're a "good Catholic".
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I thought you were ignoring me? Oh well, I guess you just say things for attention some times.

Well, the Pope probably is a pedophile since it seems like most Catholic priests are. And if he isn't, he might as well be since he's running the organization that has sheltered far too many pedophile priests.

And if the Jews or Muslims had the same problems with pedophiles that the Catholics do, I'd criticize them for it the same.

But maybe you condone little boys getting molested since you're a "good Catholic".
I would say you crossed the line there, big time.

Anyway, the good thing about free speech is it sure makes clear who's a bigot.
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So... How's everyone's chickens?
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I'm not hungry anymore.
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So... How's everyone's chickens?
Choked...after checking out the hottie draft again.
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Old 08-01-2010, 02:41 PM   #117
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Well, the Pope probably is a pedophile since it seems like most Catholic priests are. And if he isn't, he might as well be since he's running the organization that has sheltered far too many pedophile priests.

And if the Jews or Muslims had the same problems with pedophiles that the Catholics do, I'd criticize them for it the same.

But maybe you condone little boys getting molested since you're a "good Catholic".
Quoted in all its awesomeness. GTF, you're a real treat to read. Unbelievable.... actually no it isn't.... I always knew you were.... I don't know... I just can't think of the right word.... bigot sort of fits... but there is more to it than that.

You know... what with thinking that women should be stoned for adultery and men should be executed, or at least imprisoned for the same transgression.... and now all this Catholic hatred finally exposed.... You need help.
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Which one of you is Flip ? .............................
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Old 08-01-2010, 03:20 PM   #119
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Btw GTF... Alberta's population is 3.6 million and approximately 25% are Catholics.

CP's membership is about 10,750 so that would translate to about 2700 Catholics here.

Maybe you should reconsider what you have said.
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So I have this cornish game hen...
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