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Old 07-19-2010, 06:50 PM   #181
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LOL, two pages of heated debate over the elasticity / vaginal health of some sperm dumpster in England.

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Apparently I posted way past the joke cracking part and was responsible to defend my ludicrous comment.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:57 PM   #182
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Girls in a loving relationship don't get pounded quite like chicks in no strings attached situations.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:59 PM   #183
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Not sure it's really derogatory is it?

Isn't it pretty much accepted for the most part that Asian men = smaller than usual, African men and myself = larger than usual?
Yah, but then it all ends up being the same because it's also general knowledge that white people are usually somewhat floppy despite the size.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:00 PM   #184
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Well .......what I meant by "meat curtains" was the outside of the unit....
..you know like ground beef..

The bearded clam only loosens up from child birth, not sex.

Some of you folks clearly forgot sex-ed lessons..
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:01 PM   #185
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You just know this gal has been bukkaked before!
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:03 PM   #186
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You just know this gal has been bukkaked before!
She's basically caught 30 litres though her "Career" Bukkaki means nothing to her.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:03 PM   #187
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The bearded clam only loosens up from child birth, not sex.
That's the biggest bologna I have ever heard.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:04 PM   #188
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Well that reasoning makes no sense at all.

So because she has a male like mentality towards sex there must be something wrong with her?

If it's normal for men to want to do something like this, why is out so out of the realm of posibility that a woman would want do to this without first having been abused.
Is this really a "male like" mentality towards sex? I know dudes like to put some notches in the bedpost (for whatever reason) but this is insane.

A dude who wants to (and does) screw anything that moves has plenty of problems of his own. It may or may not have anything to do with abuse, but there is something wrong with him.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:06 PM   #189
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If you get done in the rear every other day, does your ass become muscular? Theoretical question, of course!

You are absolutely gross.

I am shocked and ashamed by the depth of your curiosity.

...and no, your rear does not becomes muscular.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:07 PM   #190
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I thought by now someone would have posted a picture of their ex in here. I would not recommend that!
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:07 PM   #191
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On second thought, sailing solo around the world doesn't seem like such a dumb achievement for a young woman to set her sights on.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:15 PM   #192
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That's the biggest bologna I have ever heard.
Of course child birth stretches it out, and can even tear it.

from Wikipedia. (yeah yeah)
"Factors such as pregnancy, childbirth, aging, being overweight, and abdominal surgery such as cesarean section, often result in the weakening of the pelvic muscles. This can be assessed by either digital examination of vaginal pressure or using a Kegel perineometer. Kegel exercises are useful in regaining pelvic floor muscle strength in such cases."
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:16 PM   #193
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Slept with 1000 guys...good for her!

She must feel so empowered!
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:21 PM   #194
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Of course child birth stretches it out, and can even tear it.

from Wikipedia. (yeah yeah)
"Factors such as pregnancy, childbirth, aging, being overweight, and abdominal surgery such as cesarean section, often result in the weakening of the pelvic muscles. This can be assessed by either digital examination of vaginal pressure or using a Kegel perineometer. Kegel exercises are useful in regaining pelvic floor muscle strength in such cases."
Nice back peddle. I wasn't saying that it doesn't get stretched from child birth, but you were claiming that sex doesnt stretch it out which is straight up bologna.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:26 PM   #195
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Ok she makes it sound tough to seduce a 1000 men. Bottom line is we really don't need seduction, we'd be just fine with a "Lets go" and a hammer job in a back alley someone.

Speak for yourself. She has at least say hello to me first. I like playing tough to get!
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:26 PM   #196
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Nice back peddle. I wasn't saying that it doesn't get stretched from child birth, but you were claiming that sex doesnt stretch it out which is straight up bologna.
I wasn't back peddling, I misunderstood.

The vagina does not permanently stretch out of shape from coitus....
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:27 PM   #197
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Yah, but then it all ends up being the same because it's also general knowledge that white people are usually somewhat floppy despite the size.
Hmmm.... that's why Asian girls are always giggling when I walk by.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:29 PM   #198
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Yah, but then it all ends up being the same because it's also general knowledge that white people are usually somewhat floppy despite the size.
Floppy??? LMAO!
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Well .......what I meant by "meat curtains" was the outside of the unit....
..you know like ground beef..

The bearded clam only loosens up from child birth, not sex.

Some of you folks clearly forgot sex-ed lessons..
I'm going to have to call bs on this. I think in some instances sex definatley loosens and makes a disgusting mess of lady parts.

There are plenty of porn stars who get into the buisness right at 18 or even sooner in some instances and then by about 25 they have taken a beating.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:44 PM   #200
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I have a feeling her Vag looks like Rosie O'Donnell's.

There has got to be some unknown third world/multiplying as we speak disease in her hot pocket. Is she working for the muslims?
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