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[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Of course it sounds like

Haaafafar son of a . . . mumble . . . grar (mini puke on yourself) greeeeen laamterm rocks yeah snicker.

Then because you put these words together in the exact right order a dimensional rift to a hell dimension opens in New York sucking a girl scout troop to a place of unimaginal torment and pain.

Your secret basement?

[CaptainCrunch]

Handcuffs not included.

[McG]

i recommend puking. get that booze out of the system...a hassle for sure but the suffering on the other side is much, much less.

think of it this way...puking is your body trying to get rid of something bad...don't fight it as the hangover will last longer.

and then ibuprofen and gatorade or water.

in the morning head to pete's drive in for some greasy fast food so that you can do it all again tonight!

[Clarkey]

I've found if you put one hand on the wall as you're laying in bed the spinning goes away a bit.

[Traditional_Ale]

I know this sounds weird, but Vicks Vapour-rub or the inhaler does the trick for me. But usually I just head to the backyard, let er rip in the alley, then pass out on the nice soft cool lawn. Cleaner oxygen too.

[I-Hate-Hulse]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

But usually I just head to the backyard, let er rip in the alley, then pass out on the nice soft cool lawn. Cleaner oxygen too.

Negative. Then the mosquitoes think you're an all you can eat buffet.

[killer_carlson]

but if you have tonic water in your system, mosquitos tend think you taste bad and move along.

For me it was always push a tonne of water, puke whatever booze was left in your system out, then more water, followed by something like Tim Horton's Chicken Stew in a Bread Bowl (but you had to make sure you ate the bowl as well).

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

Hold it in and keep posting.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse

Negative. Then the mosquitoes think you're an all you can eat buffet.

I'm a freak when it comes to mosquitoes. I went for an epic walk in Fish Creek Park the other day with no spray and got absolutely eaten alive, but it never itched and they disappeared by the next morning.

[Huntingwhale]

Drink lots and lots of juice.

[IliketoPuck]

Wow how did I not find this thread last night when I has the zippys at 6am......Lantern, the epic drunk typing would have been....epic?

[IliketoPuck]

So at 6 - 7 am after almost 20 hours of drinking, what is the compulsion to continue consuming every beverage in sight?

It honestly can't make you any drunker, and it just ends up coming back up 10 minutes later anyways. FML. This is going to be a long Saturday.

[keratosis]

I suppose he's going to start a "Please, I need a hangover remedy!!!" thread soon.

[Hemi-Cuda]

puke & rally. a few more beer will help get rid of the taste in your mouth as well

[PIMking]

Drink some more beer...

[FanIn80]

Get up.
Grab a bottle.
Power through it.

It's the only way.

Hair of the dog.



And then post naked pictures of yourself when you're REALLY drunk
(hey, us girls can be sexist too!)

[PIMking]

Wait until you take a dump. Then when you stink yourself out of the bathroom and puke all over the floor as you're trying to escape your stinkyness is going to be great.

[mikey_the_redneck]

I can't believe knowone has suggested "forcing" it....

Take your index finger, and touch those thingies in the back of your throat ..whammo...you will ralph in no time!!

If it helps, think about what it would be like to eat a pubic hair/finger nail sandwich while you are doing this....

[kyuusei]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

If it helps, think about what it would be like to eat a pubic hair/finger nail sandwich while you are doing this....

That nearly did it for me and I haven't had booze in three weeks....