Special talents?

[Hevishot]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars That and long distance copenhagen spitting.

[Komskies]

I've eaten 3 trays of nachos at a Flames game before. Does that count for anything?

[worth]

Originally Posted by Hevishot

I can ride my bike with no handlebars That and long distance copenhagen spitting.

[flamesrule_kipper34]

I can sing and beat box with my mouth and tongue at the same time.

I can clap with one hand quite loudly because it's a large hand.

If I shake my hands really fast it sounds like rubber (literally).

I can make a very large sound outta my mouth just by clicking the tongue to the roof of my mouth.

I can do "the wave" with my tongue in my mouth.

I can smack my index finger against my middle finger and make it sounds like rubber as well, quite loudly.

Hmm that's all at the top of my head...

[alltherage]

People tell me all the time that I'm really good a whistleing, and that other whistleing really annoys them but they actually enjoy mine.

I can whistle pretty much any song if I hear it once.

[Methanolic]

Once a month, I can make my Wife absolutely furious! .... without no effort at all.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by Methanolic

Once a month, I can make my Wife absolutely furious! .... without no effort at all.

About 7 days of the month, I refuse to engage in intercourse with my wife. That's will power.

[Bill Bumface]

I'm awesome at catching food in my mouth thrown over long distances. People used to huck M&M's at me from across lecture theatres in university.

I do a killer Dr. Claw impression.

[onetwo_threefour]

I can eat three saltines in one minute, with several seconds to spare.

[onetwo_threefour]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

I'm awesome at catching food in my mouth thrown over long distances. People used to huck M&M's at me from across lecture theatres in university.

I do a killer Dr. Claw impression.

I used to be the same until a tragic incident with my wife at a picnic. We were casually tossing large seedless green grapes into each other's mouth across a picnic table with me making fun of her poor aim. Suddenly, she decided it would improve her aim if she threw it hard like a dart right at me instead of lobbing it. Because I wasn't expecting it, I didn't have time to react as it got me right in the eye at about 50 MPH. I've been gun-shy ever since...

[Torture]

Originally Posted by onetwo_threefour

I used to be the same until a tragic incident with my wife at a picnic. We were casually tossing large seedless green grapes into each other's mouth across a picnic table with me making fun of her poor aim. Suddenly, she decided it would improve her aim if she threw it hard like a dart right at me instead of lobbing it. Because I wasn't expecting it, I didn't have time to react as it got me right in the eye at about 50 MPH. I've been gun-shy ever since...

You gotta get back on the horse man!

[Huntingwhale]

Mine is inappropriate.

[BurningYears]

Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo

Just an off-topic note for you....

Never pick a grocery store line by anticipated speed. You should always pick the one with the best looking checkout girl.

agreed, as well the actual scenery in the lineup itself can determine which line wins. I dont mind waiting so much when i got a hottie in front of me.

[Finny61]

Originally Posted by alltherage

About 7 days of the month, I refuse to engage in intercourse with my wife. That's will power.

Your location below your avatar seems to state otherwise. If you are going down the road I think you are going.

[North East Goon]

My junk is huge!

[amorak]

cunnilingus

[Ren]

I can name all the countries of the world from memory. Still working on learning all their capital cities.

[4X4]

I have an uncanny ability to hit people in the face with snowballs. I don't even need to try. If I throw a snowball at anyone, no matter how close or far, it'll always hit them in the face. I'm no longer allowed to have snowball fights with women or children. Most of my buddies don't want to play, either.

[steveo]

Originally Posted by alltherage

About 7 days of the month, I refuse to engage in intercourse with my wife. That's will power.

i think thats called working out your wrists/forearms for your wrist shot

[BloodFetish]

I'm very good at catching food with my mouth. Doesn't matter if the person throwing has poor aim or not.

I can toss objects in the air and catch them behind my back. Except when I miss...

I have more IP addresses stuck in my brain than I know what to do with.