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Old 06-10-2010, 02:05 PM   #21
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the site's a bit questionable.

How come the sugar mommies (yes there are some there) are all <35 (for the most part) and fairly hot?!
Good question. My friend frequents this site and says he's met some real trashcans as well....Whatever floats your boat IMO.
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:07 PM   #22
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There should be a website where guys can go to where you can pick up young, rich girls.

In the age of equality, they should be spending money on us. Not the other way around.
I work with a guy who fought in Vietnam as a very young man. He is now almost 70 and is a General in the UNVR Battalion 101 here in Calgary.

He has an American buddy who met a girl over there who fell so in love with this guy for the way he banged her (aparently compared to Vietnamese, American's are amazing lovers) that she gave him six months income, put him up in a hotel, and paid all his expenses just so he could come over and bang the hell out of her.

So if you want a girl to pay for you, move to Vietnam. Aparently.
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I work with a guy who fought in Vietnam as a very young man. He is now almost 70 and is a General in the UNVR Battalion 101 here in Calgary.

He has an American buddy who met a girl over there who fell so in love with this guy for the way he banged her (aparently compared to Vietnamese, American's are amazing lovers) that she gave him six months income, put him up in a hotel, and paid all his expenses just so he could come over and bang the hell out of her.

So if you want a girl to pay for you, move to Vietnam. Aparently.
6 months income is prob $200us. hehe. Who got screwed here?
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:34 PM   #24
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6 months income is prob $200us. hehe. Who got screwed here?
Seeing as his job description was "be a stud" I don't think he was complaining.
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:38 PM   #25
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6 months income is prob $200us. hehe. Who got screwed here?
Um...he got to stay in a beautiful country being paid to bang a beautiful woman. Considering you can eat out twice a day for a total of about five dollars, I for one wouldn't care what six months income in USD was. I'd have buying power and p*ssy on tap without a care in the world.
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Um...he got to stay in a beautiful country being paid to bang a beautiful woman. Considering you can eat out twice a day for a total of about five dollars, I for one wouldn't care what six months income in USD was. I'd have buying power and p*ssy on tap without a care in the world.

I'm confused....she was paying him for sex, but he had to pay to.....oooooohhhhhhhhhh, never mind, you mean, like having dinner.
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"Brooke said she doesn't want her real name used because her friends and family don't know about her dating agenda."

Why not? If I was taking c*ck in exchange for shoes, I'd want the whole world to know. Clearly there's nothing wrong with it, or else something (like morals, self-esteem or possibly even the law) would prevent me from doing so.
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Um...he got to stay in a beautiful country being paid to bang a beautiful woman. Considering you can eat out twice a day for a total of about five dollars, I for one wouldn't care what six months income in USD was. I'd have buying power and p*ssy on tap without a care in the world.
what the pho?
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I used to know a girl who did this, in Edmonton no less. For all I know based on the age and the fact Brooke isn't her real name, this could actually be her. Guys paid for everything from designer clothing to an awesome pair of breast implants. She would often come over with a wallet full of hundreds and take care of dinner or whatever we did.

She was a pretty bright girl, so it was surprising to find out she was involved in something like this. Of course the lifestyle that comes with this sort of behaviour caught up to her, and I started to notice she was often spending her ridiculous amounts of money on drugs (and it started to show physically) near the end of the period when we hung out.
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Old 06-10-2010, 03:11 PM   #30
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How come the sugar mommies (yes there are some there) are all <35 (for the most part) and fairly hot?!
They're after hot young ladies too. Nice
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anyone have a spare 1000-3001 just sitting around?
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How did Tiger Woods not know about this stie - DOH!
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I signed up as a Sugar Baby (male). Bring on the rich milfs.
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How did Tiger Woods not know about this stie - DOH!
How do you know he's not on there? I think he uses another name though. Cheetah Transgressions Woods.

haha. i miss Tiger jokes.
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I work with a guy who fought in Vietnam as a very young man. He is now almost 70 and is a General in the UNVR Battalion 101 here in Calgary.

He has an American buddy who met a girl over there who fell so in love with this guy for the way he banged her (aparently compared to Vietnamese, American's are amazing lovers) that she gave him six months income, put him up in a hotel, and paid all his expenses just so he could come over and bang the hell out of her.

So if you want a girl to pay for you, move to Vietnam. Aparently.
I fought in the Vietnam war and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt.
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I fought in the Vietnam war and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt.
Were you seriously in 'Nam?
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How do you know he's not on there? I think he uses another name though. Cheetah Transgressions Woods.

haha. i miss Tiger jokes.
I would have chosen Panther Irons personally. Or maybe Bobcat Forest.
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I signed up for a sugar mommy. I'll keep ya'll posted
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