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Old 03-25-2010, 05:42 PM   #61
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What is this magical beast?
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:52 PM   #62
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:01 PM   #63
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Sideshow Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?!

Cecil: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

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Old 03-25-2010, 06:25 PM   #64
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Ha ha! <-- that's pretty iconic too
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:39 PM   #65
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Ooh, look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaane!
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Old 03-25-2010, 11:04 PM   #66
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I've used craptacular, and cheese eating surrender monkeys. But nothing else.
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Old 03-25-2010, 11:27 PM   #67
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Look, I don't have time to read this thread, I'm late for my drunkening.
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:51 AM   #68
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Reject the first offer. Reject the first offer.


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That one pops in my head on an almost daily basis at work.
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:07 AM   #69
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People who reference The Simpsons are unoriginal moron simpletons.
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What about saxamophone and trambampoline?
If those words came up in conversation more than once every other year, I think it makes the list.
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" Your just as bad as me. And you used to be better. Which makes you worse."
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:25 AM   #72
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People who reference The Simpsons are unoriginal moron simpletons.
I'm inclined to agree

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I'm inclined to agree

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Old 03-26-2010, 08:48 AM   #74
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:59 AM   #75
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I'm inclined to agree

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Old 03-26-2010, 09:28 AM   #76
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Homer: So I said, "listen, pal, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."
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Homer: Barney's right, guys. I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.

The Simpsons were f'ing great

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Old 03-26-2010, 09:31 AM   #77
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So I says to Mabel I says....
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40 seconds?? But I want it nowww!
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