Man loses his right to play Dungeons & Dragons for life

[CaptainCrunch]

Have you met my cousin Anna Linguist?

[Tron_fdc]

I just spent the last 10 minutes reading this thread trying to figure out WTF you guys are talking about, and I STILL have no clue. All I get is that BBS has no girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure capn crunch has a thing with tongue twisters.

Obviously I'm getting laid too much.

[IliketoPuck]

Our +6 stave of cleverness > your +1 sword of veiled insult

why can't the flames just win....i'm forced to post + (insert weapon) of (insert adjective to describe action)....I need a flames victory to get me out of this +7 thread of win.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

I just spent the last 10 minutes reading this thread trying to figure out WTF you guys are talking about, and I STILL have no clue. All I get is that BBS has no girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure capn crunch has a thing with tongue twisters.

Obviously I'm getting laid too much.

That's it, next time I see you I'm gonna punch you in the face!

[Kybosh]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

I just spent the last 10 minutes reading this thread trying to figure out WTF you guys are talking about, and I STILL have no clue. All I get is that BBS has no girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure capn crunch has a thing with tongue twisters.

Obviously I'm getting laid too much.

Well la-de-da Mr. "I don't need fantasy role-playing games to have a good time". (Note: I've also never actually played dungeons & dragons).

[firebug]

Originally Posted by Itse

Hey there, comparing to the three guys in our gaming group, who all have slept with at least 10 girls that I know of (mostly ranging from "nice" to "hot" standards), how have you been doing, stud?

For me, there was this time when I slept with a new girl about every weekend (heartache, drives a guy to all sorts of remedies). That was before I met my second wife, who's so sizzling in the sack I've noticed I rarely even fantasize about other women anymore.

All kinds of people have all sorts of hobbies, but at least with traditional roleplaying you actually meet people, which makes it different from say posting to hockey forums. Yes, you can actually meet cute girls and women when roleplaying. If you're games any good, they love it.

Certainly there is now way any of us nerds can get hot chicks like pro hockey players.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=85897

Okay, I take that first comment back.

~firebug

[IliketoPuck]

You have to dream big. If Pat Kane can get hotties like that there's no reason McLovin-spawn can't get some quality tail too.

[Tron_fdc]

Originally Posted by bring_back_shantz

that's it, next time i see you i'm gonna punch you in the face!

put a fork in it

[IliketoPuck]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

put a wand of forking in it

Fixed for you

[zuluking]

Originally Posted by troutman

He ain't no grammer!

[HPLovecraft]

Originally Posted by Itse

Hey there, comparing to the three guys in our gaming group, who all have slept with at least 10 girls that I know of (mostly ranging from "nice" to "hot" standards), how have you been doing, stud?

For me, there was this time when I slept with a new girl about every weekend (heartache, drives a guy to all sorts of remedies). That was before I met my second wife, who's so sizzling in the sack I've noticed I rarely even fantasize about other women anymore.

All kinds of people have all sorts of hobbies, but at least with traditional roleplaying you actually meet people, which makes it different from say posting to hockey forums. Yes, you can actually meet cute girls and women when roleplaying. If you're games any good, they love it.

You're easily the coolest poster on this message board.

Add +5 to all "Is he a nerd?" saving rolls.

[7uongo]

Originally Posted by Itse

Hey there, comparing to the three guys in our gaming group, who all have slept with at least 10 girls that I know of (mostly ranging from "nice" to "hot" standards), how have you been doing, stud?

For me, there was this time when I slept with a new girl about every weekend (heartache, drives a guy to all sorts of remedies). That was before I met my second wife, who's so sizzling in the sack I've noticed I rarely even fantasize about other women anymore.

All kinds of people have all sorts of hobbies, but at least with traditional roleplaying you actually meet people, which makes it different from say posting to hockey forums. Yes, you can actually meet cute girls and women when roleplaying. If you're games any good, they love it.

this has to be one of the funniest things i've read on cp

but I have to ask,
did your first wife eventually find the portal out of your realm?

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by 7uongo

this has to be one of the funniest things i've read on cp

but I have to ask,
did your first wife eventually find the portal out of your realm?

Is it really that hard to take off fake handcuffs and leave the laundry room?

[Hack&Lube]

[HOZ]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I don't need the +10 cloak, I'm already a cunning linguist

GEEK

Total geek.....

Anyone who is cool knows the assassins beyond lvl 8 ruled. The roll 16 and above for immediate kill was simply beyond cool.


Anyways...Orc or Elven linguist? Goblin Crew???

[GreenLantern]

Man I just got De Ja Vu reading Calgarypuck... I dont think I have to worry about video games anymore..

[7uongo]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

Is it really that hard to take off fake handcuffs and leave the laundry room?

I imagine he wouldve kept her long enough to get married

so it was probably with tape and in his mom's basement