01-27-2010, 12:57 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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They should make D&D mandatory, close down the gyms, and give the inmates unlimited Cheetos and Coke. Instead of angry, muscular ex-cons, we'll have fat, socially awkward ex-cons who spend their Saturday nights arguing what "lawful" means in the context of "evil" instead of jacking cars and holding up convenience stores.
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01-27-2010, 01:01 PM
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#62
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Instead of chaotic/evil they would turn into chaotic/dweeb?
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01-27-2010, 01:02 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
They should make D&D mandatory, close down the gyms, and give the inmates unlimited Cheetos and Coke. Instead of angry, muscular ex-cons, we'll have fat, socially awkward ex-cons who spend their Saturday nights arguing what "lawful" means in the context of "evil" instead of jacking cars and holding up convenience stores.
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Post of 2010 so far. 
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01-27-2010, 01:08 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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It's a prison. Wouldn't they all be chaotic/evil? Bowden 'guest' Old Blind Jake used to be known as just "Jake" before he tried to create a lawful/good halfling. Chaos and evil ensued...
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01-27-2010, 01:18 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
While I do not find the murder of an innocent funny, I have to say this is one of the most enjoyable threads in awhile. And Troutie, Christians can play D&D, WoW, Runescape, etc, being that it is fantasy, not reality. If you aren't down with that, then my level 14 cavalier would like to have a talk with your puny level 9 acolyte.
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I only posted that article to show the crazy notions (not just Christians) some people have about D&D.
D&D was being blamed for teenage suicides in the 1980s, and Tom Hanks even starred in a movie called Mazes And Monsters.
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01-27-2010, 01:20 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by zuluking
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01-27-2010, 01:22 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
D&D is serious business... Now, that the CP Poker League is up & running (barely), can a CP AD&D group be far behind? |
Maybe there already is one . . . 
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01-27-2010, 01:22 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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np, not mad, just having fun, Troutie. Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to level up my strength skills for my upcoming battle with an evil rabbit. Stupid rabbit.
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01-27-2010, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by troutman
Maybe there already is one . . . |
Ah, hello, Dungeonmaster...
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01-27-2010, 01:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Troutman has been using a +15 concealment spell to hide his dungeonmaster status.
Cyclone however uses a +4 spell of confusement and gets Troutman to reveal the location of his hidden D&D lair.
Who acts next.....only the dice can decide.
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01-27-2010, 01:36 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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I rolled a 3. The dungeonmaster must reveal the secret CP D&D location now.
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01-27-2010, 01:39 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
I rolled a 3. The dungeonmaster must reveal the secret CP D&D location now.
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fotze's basement
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01-27-2010, 01:39 PM
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Norm!
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01-27-2010, 01:43 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Don't you mean Fotze's Mom's basement?
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01-27-2010, 01:45 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by cyclone3483
Don't you mean Fotze's Mom's basement?
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Thats her nickname for her bum
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01-27-2010, 01:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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This thread is chalk full of nerd awesomeness...
Last edited by VladtheImpaler; 01-27-2010 at 02:19 PM.
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01-27-2010, 02:03 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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01-27-2010, 02:57 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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01-27-2010, 02:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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When I used to play WoW there were people on my server who would go to the Church in SW and get "online married." 
^ I only mention this because the above picture couldn't be more accurate in that case.
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01-27-2010, 04:20 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I don't need the +10 cloak, I'm already a cunning linguist
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You must be pregnant 'cause you missed a period. 
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