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Old 01-19-2010, 12:22 AM   #81
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Having never been to a club I want to pose a test:

Weekend 1: Go as me, Slayer t-shirt, longish hair.

Weekend 2: Go as a normal guy, normal respectable haircut.

Weekend 3: Carrot tan, Ed Hardy t-shirt, spiked white hair.

Who's with me?
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Old 01-19-2010, 12:25 AM   #82
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I'll come on weekend 2...
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Old 01-19-2010, 12:32 AM   #83
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I was mos definitely looking forward to looking like a carrot. Screw white-tips, I'm going green tips.
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Old 01-19-2010, 12:36 AM   #84
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Old 01-19-2010, 01:17 AM   #85
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^^ Finally a picture of a hot chick
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Old 01-19-2010, 01:33 AM   #86
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Having never been to a club
Really? Not once?
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:30 AM   #87
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My wife's hot, my unit is huge, and it's actually deep-seated.

*immature giggle*
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:57 AM   #88
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I didn't know there were female oompa loompas.
This girl looks like a catchers mitt, how could anyone find this attractive?
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:40 AM   #89
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I went to 1600 in Glenmore Landing on a friday night once and I swear the place was FULL of these ###### bags. They were everywhere. It was actually quite entertaining as basically my whole table got to watch this debacle of monumental proportions. Orange dudes with spiky hair, roided up with poped collars hitting on bimbo blond girls in 12" heels and short skirts. It was nothing like i've never seen before.
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:57 AM   #90
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I went to 1600 in Glenmore Landing on a friday night once and I swear the place was FULL of these ###### bags. They were everywhere. It was actually quite entertaining as basically my whole table got to watch this debacle of monumental proportions. Orange dudes with spiky hair, roided up with poped collars hitting on bimbo blond girls in 12" heels and short skirts. It was nothing like i've never seen before.
So that was um, 'The Situation'?
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Old 01-20-2010, 10:37 AM   #92
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Hailing from the world capital of orange ######bags, New Jersey, I can safely say that these people are the worst human beings on the face of the planet. No, I havent watched 'Jersey Shore' - because when I try to go to the beach (where I swim in the ocean, like a normal human being, instead of grinding on a silicone whore with an IQ of 43) Im forced to bear witness to them.

The simple fact that they spend literally 30 minutes on their hair in the morning is a testament to their ######baggery. Everything else - the cheesy chains, spray tans, steroids, shrunken testicles and lack of a soul are secondary. Really, for the most part, they are just severely insecure, borderline mentally challenged losers who have no talent or hobby and replace the void in their life with weight lifting and fighting other guidos on the boardwalk.

Its sad really - but oh so deliciously funny to laugh at.
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