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Old 01-14-2010, 03:16 PM   #21
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:24 PM   #22
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:27 PM   #23
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Well they would have been the only ones who could have given it to you!
That's not true. You forgot midgets and the disabled.
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:31 PM   #24
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Just a reminder, like Herpes, the virus can be transmitted between the oral and genital regions...
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:52 PM   #25
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I suspect this is more fear mongering so we all rush out and get our HPV vaccine!
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:30 PM   #26
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Eh, the herpes fights off the HSV for me.
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:53 PM   #27
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:17 PM   #28
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While the majority of the nearly 200 known types of HPV cause no symptoms in most people, some types can cause warts (verrucae), while others can – in a minority of cases – lead to cancers of the cervix, vulva, vagina, and anus in women or cancers of the anus and penis in men.[1] Most people who become infected with HPV do not know they have it.[1]
HPV can also cause oral or throat cancers (obviously an extreme situation)...so for any men who are infected, think about THAT before your girlfriend has some face time with "Mr. Happy"... Forget about headaches, soon it will be "Sorry, hon, you could give me cancer"
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:24 PM   #29
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I have a wart on my hand and It's HPV. Thats what the doctor told me.

It does suck becuase now I have to use my left hand and when I pee I have to use my left hand.
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:26 PM   #30
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83% of sexually active women are actually carriers. It has little to no effect on men but can cause cervical cancer in women. Most women are not told they have it when they go for check ups becuase it is not treated until the cells become abnormal.
Most women are not told because there's little point. Testing for HPV is not standard. Also, HPV is not curable and only a small percentage of carriers will develope cervical cancer.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:30 AM   #31
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I have a wart on my hand and It's HPV. Thats what the doctor told me.

It does suck becuase now I have to use my left hand and when I pee I have to use my left hand.

Get some Dr. Schoals or however its spelled, and burn that sucker off brahski!

You are playing with fire right now even chancing putting it in that area.
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At some point people will have to realise we are not built to be promiscuous, many, many young women have been sterilized from S.T.D.s and don't know it yet. Sad.
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:58 AM   #34
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At some point people will have to realise we are not built to be promiscuous, many, many young women have been sterilized from S.T.D.s and don't know it yet. Sad.
I blame it on religion! If we didn't spend the last couple thousand years believing in fairy tales, we'd still be humping whoever we want! The good STDs would have weeded out the weak! lol
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:15 AM   #35
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So what you're saying is that the price for promiscuity is population control?

And the problem with that is what exactly?
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:17 AM   #36
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At some point people will have to realise we are not built to be promiscuous, many, many young women have been sterilized from S.T.D.s and don't know it yet. Sad.
What a load of crap. If you're smart, and take the proper precautions, you can be as promiscuous as you want.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:28 AM   #37
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Believe me I'm not preaching, however monogamy was and still is in many parts of the world a survival skill.

Sure a male could spread his seed but would the offspring survive without a provider and a protector?

I think about my grandmother being widowed during WWII with 4 young children, no social net back then and a widow with 4 young children just didn't get remarried in those days... Must have been a hard life. RIP

The age group this article is talking about grew up with the knowledge about STDs but still risk their health and others health rather than abstaining somewhat.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:31 AM   #38
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What a load of crap. If you're smart, and take the proper precautions, you can be as promiscuous as you want.
What? No, that's not true. Condoms are only somewhat effective at stopping the transmission of STDs.

Does your partner wear a dental dam when they give oral?
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:45 AM   #39
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What a load of crap. If you're smart, and take the proper precautions, you can be as promiscuous as you want.
If 44% of the entire age group is infected, imagine what percentage of the night club crowd on any given Saturday night would be infected...

If you eliminated the people that arn't sexually active and the monogamous couples and the very careful, that 44% number is HUGE.

I can't imagine being so careful that I couldn't catch something, sex if done properly, gets dirty...
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