Tiger Woods "Transgressions" Thread - Golfin' Ain't Easy

[Table 5]

Gotta love the women who are banging so many guys they can't tell which one knocked them up. Mom's gotta be proud.

Also, looks like Tiger's putting Gloria Allfred's kids through college.....

[troutman]

A female writer takes shot at predator women:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/debbie..._b_396313.html

It's easy to examine Tiger's behavior, to be disappointed and to wonder why he would blow it all. And although I am not at all letting Tiger off the hook for his indiscretion and the pain he has caused his family, supporters and sponsors, I think it's worthy of our time to spotlight the nature of the other women who make it possible for our great heroes to easily fall from grace. We all know that it takes two to tango, and finding a woman to sleep with a famous married athlete is as easy as Tiger shooting par. These women are everywhere -- looking, planning and scheming to find their next catch. I have worked with many of them over the years who have tried to get off their drug of choice -- other women's husbands. For the women whose tastes are for high-powered, highly visible celebrities, it is often harder. Why? The gifts are bigger, the false esteem is greater, and the hunger to be something or someone in the world is insatiable. They will do anything to lure their hunt.

What we have to understand is that the Seductress' shame, the shadow that drives her behavior, is that she is unimportant, undesirable, self-hating, unlovable, and empty. To heal her shame, the Seductress must come to terms with and recognize that her craving for attention, admiration, and affection of others is a desperate cry from her inner world that she needs help. She needs to find her own value and gifts -- something that no man can give her.

[CaptainCrunch]

Woods has changed his cellphone number. He spends his days holed up at his Florida mansion inside a gated community, watching television. Under cover of darkness, he goes to a nearby driving range to hit balls, a neighbour told US Magazine.

Anyone else have a visual of a fat White Goodman sitting on the couch watching T.V. and eating junkfood when they read this?

[troutman]

Jim Rome is saying Tiger Woods has been on the cover of the NY Post a record 20 days in a row, beating the old record set by 9-11.

Make of that what you will.

[Tron_fdc]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I think some guys on the internet just shoot down chicks because they're incredibly dishonest and want to be cool.

"Yeah ick, I would never touch that chick, she's just not that attractive"

Meanwhile they're frantically googling her name + naked

Hahahaha totally. At least I'm honest about my complete lack of morals.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I think some guys on the internet just shoot down chicks because they're incredibly dishonest and want to be cool.

"Yeah ick, I would never touch that chick, she's just not that attractive"

Meanwhile they're frantically googling her name + naked

Hey, I would still bone her if the opportunity came, but she still isn't in my top 50. She must be a bad lay if Tiger needs to have some strange on the side.

Notice the man-jaw.





But, I guess we should all put her on a pedestal because she is a semi-famous somewhat attractive blonde?

[CaptainCrunch]

Well, I'm glad that she can count on your charity. Will you be plugging your nose, closing your eyes and whispering "ick ick ick" as you wreck that chick?

[IliketoPuck]

Make sure you wrap it up when you wreck her though. You don't even know what kind of slumming Tiger did that didn't get reported.........

[Tron_fdc]

Well hey, if we're talking about top 50 hottest girls on the planet that I have no chance of sleeping with then yeah I agree. She's not in it.

But if I'm hanging out in the bar (sober or otherwise) and she whispers something dirty in my ear I'm clubbing her over the head and dragging her back to my cave faster than you can say Geico.

[CaptainCrunch]

Yeah, but you could say the same thing about Roseanne Barr Tron, especially if your in a bar loaded and your friends dare you.

[Tron_fdc]

Who needs a dare?

[CaptainCrunch]

Thinking about it, I agree, it'd be a hell of a thing to brag to your friends that you hammered Roseanne.

Anyone can brag about hammering a hot girl, its the talented few with no pride that can be proud of servicing ugly celebrities.

"Yeah, Susan Boyle . . . I wrecked her"

[SeeGeeWhy]

Gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess, amirite?

[IliketoPuck]

You just have to slay the not so good looking ones that always hover around the good looking friend, fool proof way of getting to the prize!

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by IliketoPuck

You just have to slay the not so good looking ones that always hover around the good looking friend, fool proof way of getting to the prize!

Yeah, the wing man theory, at least a few times in life you're taking the bullet for your friend so that he can score the epic hotness touchdown.

[rubecube]

I never like using the word zany, but this thread has been zany. First it went from reporting facts and debating Tiger's morals to a discussion on golf as a sport, back to Tiger, then to HOOT defending golf's decent name as a sport, and now settling to a "Would you hit it?" discussion.

[CaptainCrunch]

The part of the human condition that seperates us from the animals. We have no focus.

[IliketoPuck]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Yeah, the wing man theory, at least a few times in life you're taking the bullet for your friend so that he can score the epic hotness touchdown.

Which has led me to the conclusion that the epic hotness touchdown really results from a lot of teamwork and dedication. Lots of roadblocks have to be dynamited in the quest for the elusive 6 point play.

[CaptainCrunch]

yeah, but kicking the convert out before breakfeast makes it all worthwhile.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

yeah, but kicking the convert out before breakfeast makes it all worthwhile.

That seriously made me LOL.