Different Fart Smells (do not read if you don't like farts)

[flamesdyehard]

It's so bad for me tonight I am in serious danger of pooing myself. I actually had to go and wipe, I tucked some toilet paper in my ginch as a kind of buffer, it's getting pretty messy down there.

[TheU]

Originally Posted by flamesdyehard

It's so bad for me tonight I am in serious danger of pooing myself. I actually had to go and wipe, I tucked some toilet paper in my ginch as a kind of buffer, it's getting pretty messy down there.

I think I need to bleach my eyes now.

[Buzzard]

My farts don't stink.

My dogs farts smell like skunk sex.

[Jesse834]

McDonald's or any other fast food join gives me bad gas.

I can stink up a whole room with the ones I rip off.

[Huntingwhale]

Donairs give me terrible toots.

[Jayems]

lol. skunk sex.

[Fugly]

Originally Posted by Buzzard

My farts don't stink.

My dogs farts smell like skunk sex.

My Golden Retriever just farted while lying on my feet. Dog farts hurt my eyes.

[flamesdyehard]

My farts are evolving tonight, they started off smelling like garbage but are now getting more like crude oil. That's kind of odd.

[flip]

I just puked a little while reading this thread.

[flamesdyehard]

I love farts.

[NSFL]

Oh shat, you guys make me laugh.

[BuzzardsWife]

ive said it before..but this time i mean it..i didn't even read any of the thread but i can honestly say we've reached an all time low for subjects but while we are on the subject..if u dont want stinky farts take an acidopholus (sp check) every day..i started to give it to one of my dogs

[CGYNHL]

You have to admit it... FARTS ARE FUNNY!!

[flamesdyehard]

Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife

ive said it before..but this time i mean it..i didn't even read any of the thread but i can honestly say we've reached an all time low for subjects but while we are on the subject..if u dont want stinky farts take an acidopholus (sp check) every day..i started to give it to one of my dogs

I don't think it's a bad thing to be discussing. There are words things in the world than farts. Harmless banter, good for a laugh or two.

[flamesdyehard]

What's the most wipes anyone has ever done on a botched fart? Gambled and lost! For me I've had 3 wipers before as well, I had to flush my boxers down the toilet. I was in an airport at the time and had checked my bags in. I had no choice but to go commando for the flight. I also (sadly) had to wash by back (yes my back!) with water because of spray issues. Needless to say, not a fun 4 hour flight, for me or the passengers around me.

[smoothessence]

Gorgeous thread!

For me recently it's been Saddledome popcorn swimming in butter/margarine/whatever that led me to wake up with scorched toenails in the morning.

Then again... drinking water does the same for me too.

[BuzzardsWife]

Originally Posted by flamesdyehard

I don't think it's a bad thing to be discussing. There are words things in the world than farts. Harmless banter, good for a laugh or two.

never said i objected..just an observation

[Cactus Jack]

Cheap French Onion soup was my kyrptonite and most incured the wrath of the future Mrs. Cactus Jack.

[dissentowner]

Hot wings man, hot wings. Funny story, when I was a teenager my friend moved in with us because his step dad was a tool and he shared my room with me. He was sitting at my desk and I was lying with my ass against the wall that seperates my room from my parents. All of sudden I had this gigantic cramp and I blew a fart so loud that it caused enough vibration on the wall to knock my Flames clock down and my dad who snores very very loud woke up, turned to my mom and said "did you hear that f'n dog?"
We must have laughed for a good hour.

[flamesdyehard]

LMAO, awesome, did it have some stank on it?