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Old 12-01-2009, 04:17 PM   #1
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Too good.

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/m4w/1454237996.html
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:22 PM   #2
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I'm betting he got a million responses.
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:27 PM   #3
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Women will have a milllion reasons to avoid this guy.
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:29 PM   #4
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Aren't fake Craiglist ads getting old?
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:47 PM   #5
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Nope, if Reggie Dunlop has taught us anything it's that if a joke is marginally funny once it's marginally funny the thousandth thime.
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:49 PM   #6
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victorian lace gloves was my schtick with the ladies.
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:01 PM   #7
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Fake?
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:05 PM   #8
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Fake?
Ya there's no way that's real. It's most likely a diss on whoever is in the pic.

It's pretty obvious in:
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:09 PM   #9
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Ya there's no way that's real. It's most likely a diss on whoever is in the pic.

It's pretty obvious in:


The Special Skills list is hilarious.
Whooooooosh!!
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #10
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Whooooooosh!!
I see what you did there.

Forgot the green text did we?
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:29 PM   #11
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I see what you did there.

Forgot the green text did we?
Green text is for noobs.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:00 PM   #12
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I'll bet he gets a second look!
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:17 PM   #13
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Speaking as somewhat of an expert in fake internet dating profiles, I was not impressed.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:19 PM   #14
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It sure is.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:23 PM   #15
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Standing perfectly still and silent, and then crying.

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Old 12-01-2009, 07:24 PM   #16
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It sure is.
The real colour is orange anyways.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:29 PM   #17
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The real colour is orange anyways.
The colour thing never really caught on anyways. I saw Barney Gumble use green a few times that was it.

I try not to say **** that could be taken sarcastically. But I swear some ppl do it on purpose.
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:02 PM   #19
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har....

I like to think perhaps they regret being so difficult. I split up with my last girlfriend because she kept niggling and nagging about pretty much everything I did, she wouldn’t even let me do an intercourse on any of her friends.

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