Throughout history there have been many legendary couplings - peanut butter & chocolate, oatmeal & raisins, Anthony & Cleopatra. Each of these combinations is magnificent in their own right. None of them can stand up to the truly glorious union between bacon and mayonnaise.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti