08-09-2005, 01:39 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
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1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity
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08-09-2005, 02:09 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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Damnit!!!!!!
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08-09-2005, 02:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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12) You think it's funny to drop numbers from a list whose numbering is completely insignificant to the content of said list and also ignoring that linguistically our eyes seek out content words and ignore function "words" (i.e. the numbering of a list), so not noticing there is no #5 has nothing to do with stupidity or busy-ness, only built-in brain functions.
Other than that, it was funny. 
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08-09-2005, 02:32 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
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Best top 10 ever!
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08-09-2005, 04:04 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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F-O-R-M-A-T-I-N-G
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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08-09-2005, 05:17 PM
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One of the Nine
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S-P-E-L-L C-H-E-C-K-E-R
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08-09-2005, 05:28 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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bah.. thats what Word is for
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08-09-2005, 06:39 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reaper@Aug 9 2005, 01:04 PM
F-O-R-M-A-T-I-N-G
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S-P-E-L-L C-H-E-C-K-E-R
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"For thousands of years humans were oppressed - as some of us still are - by the notion that the universe is a marionette whose strings are pulled by a god or gods, unseen and inscrutable." - Carl Sagan
Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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08-09-2005, 11:36 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
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hey im just fowarding this to you guys, i did not create this list, so dont point fingers at me 
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08-10-2005, 02:44 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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I think I saw this on another forum. Wasn't funny there and isn't funny here.
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"For thousands of years humans were oppressed - as some of us still are - by the notion that the universe is a marionette whose strings are pulled by a god or gods, unseen and inscrutable." - Carl Sagan
Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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08-10-2005, 01:06 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sask (sorry)
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Thanks AC!
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08-10-2005, 01:07 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally posted by evman150@Aug 10 2005, 07:44 AM
I think I saw this on another forum. Wasn't funny there and isn't funny here.
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Wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I thought it was good for a laugh.
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Bleeding the Flaming C!!!
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08-10-2005, 04:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Quote:
Originally posted by evman150@Aug 9 2005, 11:44 PM
I think I saw this on another forum. Wasn't funny there and isn't funny here.
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give him a break, its worth a smirk on the face,
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08-10-2005, 05:06 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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Quote:
Originally posted by arsenal@Aug 9 2005, 04:28 PM
bah.. thats what Word is for
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Dam strait. Ewe can all ways make you're spelling write buy using soft wear. Isle never dew any thing wrong as long as there their to fix my miss takes.
My spell checker tolled me this post is spelled write.
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08-10-2005, 08:12 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bradenton, FL
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reaper@Aug 9 2005, 02:04 PM
F-O-R-M-A-T-I-N-G
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....has two T's :P
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08-10-2005, 11:33 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reaper@Aug 9 2005, 09:04 PM
F-O-R-M-A-T-I-N-G
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I'm all for mating.
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08-11-2005, 04:14 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally posted by InTheSlot+Aug 11 2005, 01:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (InTheSlot @ Aug 11 2005, 01:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Reaper@Aug 9 2005, 02:04 PM
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....has two T's :P [/b][/quote]
If you're going to be anal, you better be right!
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08-11-2005, 05:40 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally posted by pope04+Aug 10 2005, 10:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pope04 @ Aug 10 2005, 10:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Reaper@Aug 9 2005, 09:04 PM
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I'm all for mating. [/b][/quote]
I'm seriously laughing out loud and crying at that.. for mating.. hahahahah
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