10-21-2009, 04:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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... driven down Alberta Ave and experienced... well if you don't know, try it. Then ask for the mods for a 'no thanks' for my post.
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10-21-2009, 04:39 PM
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#42
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First Line Centre
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Get a hooker, pay her and then realize you gave her all your rent money so you strangle her with zip-ties, throw her out your second floor window and bury her in your backyard with a dust-pan and a crowbar, all while being high.
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10-21-2009, 04:40 PM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood
Get a hooker, pay her and then realize you gave her all your rent money so you strangle her with zip-ties, throw her out your second floor window and bury her in your backyard with a dust-pan and a crowbar, all while being high.
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That one is awful.
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10-21-2009, 04:44 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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pulled a Sundeep Malhi
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"With a coach and a player, sometimes there's just so much respect there that it's boils over"
-Taylor Hall
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10-21-2009, 04:46 PM
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#46
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: COWTOWN
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got paid with BP's gift certificates
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10-21-2009, 05:25 PM
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#47
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#1 Goaltender
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* believed that perogies are a food group
* Have to fly to Calgary to get anywhere that's outside Northern Alberta
* Made fun of 2 sections of Stamps fans for the first 3 and 2/3's quarters at the 1991 CFL Western final ... but not the last 1/3 of the 4th quarter!
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10-21-2009, 05:33 PM
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#48
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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If you haven't been stabbed, or stabbed someone. You never experienced real Edmonton. I think you can buy knives from a vending machine all along Alberta Avenue.
That said...surviving in Edmonton didn't seem so hard after I'd lived in Prince George for 5 years.
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Patriots QB Tom Brady
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10-21-2009, 06:34 PM
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#49
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Calgary
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Bragging about 5 Stanley Cups. Been stabbed or shot at while on Whyte. Bragging about 5 Stanley Cups. Smelling the lovely sewage odor along the North Sask river. Bragging about 5 Stanley Cups. Enjoyed the mullets while touring West Edmonton Mall (while avoiding floods and the 80's at the same time.) Bragging about 5 Stanley Cups. Had a sense of entitlement while basking in the glory of Stanley Cups from years ago. Bragging about 5 Stanley Cups. (Did I mention the 5 Stanley Cups?) Voting Lieberal in the last election.
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10-21-2009, 06:35 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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You guys know not everyone in Edmonton is an Oiler fan right, hell or Liberal for that matter.
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10-21-2009, 06:46 PM
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#51
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Scoring Winger
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Spending countless nights at the Union, spending 25 cents on highballs, and ordering 4 at a time. Those nights were glorious.
There is no better feeling than coming home from a bar drunk, looking inside your wallet, and then realizing that you only spent 5 dollars.
Last edited by Zarathustra; 10-21-2009 at 06:51 PM.
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10-21-2009, 07:05 PM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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shot a firecracker at some hoes in a shopping cart.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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10-21-2009, 07:15 PM
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#53
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All I can get
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... danced the moonwalk in moon boots.
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10-21-2009, 07:27 PM
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#54
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Lifetime Suspension
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Pissed all over Calgary because they are a bunch of navel gazing wankers that need to start threads like this to make themselves feel somewhat human.
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10-21-2009, 07:42 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOZ
Pissed all over Calgary because they are a bunch of navel gazing wankers that need to start threads like this to make themselves feel somewhat human.
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Gotten overly-sensitive about a humorous thread on the internet.
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10-21-2009, 07:43 PM
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#56
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
You guys know not everyone in Edmonton is an Oiler fan right, hell or Liberal for that matter.
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Of course...they are called regretful immigrants
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10-21-2009, 07:45 PM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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^ This!....
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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10-21-2009, 07:47 PM
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#58
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All I can get
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... done NHL009's mom.
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10-21-2009, 07:47 PM
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#59
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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nm, beaten to the punch!
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Would there even be no trade clauses if Edmonton was out of the NHL? - fotze
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10-21-2009, 10:12 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Conquering the world one 7-11 at a time
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...killed a man for a half-empty can of beer.
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