Worst names in sports history

[4X4]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

Manli Wang

Good thing I read the thread without just posting... I remember this chick from the olympics a few years ago.

[Playfair]

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

That's a man, man!

The name is actually Yoo Suk Kim. The sir name goes first in Asia...

[Barnes]

I went to High School with Corey P*cker.

Pokey Reddick
Darren Puppa
Ron Tugnutt
B.J. Gaylord http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/p....php?pid=58345

[dubc80]

This one always makes me laugh.

It's spelled Colin, so who do you pronounce it colon?

[luloo]

Haha I saw this earlier today, some of these names...I would've hated growing up with some of these names!

[kirant]

I can't find it, but a small Texas town named Polka has a High School Football team named the Polka Dots.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Playfair

The name is actually Yoo Suk Kim. The sir name goes first in Asia...

Um, that's Bajor.

The asians have no method to their madness, they just play musical chairs with their names to throw us crackers off.

[ResAlien]

He may qualify as "sports", but Dick Pound is just a brutal name. Richard man, go by Richard.

[Dion]

Lucious Pusey


Aw man. This isn't a fake either. Lucious Pusey is a linebacker for the Division I-AA Eastern Illiois Panthers. What on earth were Lucious's parents thinking when they signed the birth certificate? Lucious is the only Pusey I've ever seen with dreadlocks. According to Deadspin.com, Luscious Pusey has legally changed his name. His new name is Lucious Twatstein. Just kidding. It's Lucious Seymour. But I think he should have gone with Lucious Seymour Pusey.

[Dion]

1. Chubby Cox

And the #1 Dirtiest Name in Sports is Chubby Cox. Born John Arthur Cox III, Chubby was a standout at the University of San Francisco in the '70s and was drafted by the Bulls in 1978. Cox only played in 7 NBA games, for the Washington Bullets in 1983. Chubby couldn't cut it on the professional level and spent his post-playing years teaching and coaching youths in the San Francisco area. But what matters most about him is that his name is Chubby Cox

[pylon]

Originally Posted by BlackEleven

Good thing she didn't marry Rip Torn. If I was invited to the Torn-Hyman wedding, I'd think someone was putting me on.

Funniest thing I read all week. I truly lol'd

[icarus]

Originally Posted by Barnes

I went to High School with Corey P*cker.

I remember a Headlines on The Tonight Show where Leno presented the clipping titled "Boyes, P*cker Reunited at Last"