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Old 09-30-2009, 02:03 PM   #21
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:06 PM   #22
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:24 PM   #23
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:36 PM   #24
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:41 PM   #25
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:48 PM   #26
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:07 PM   #27
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:12 PM   #28
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:13 PM   #29
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:18 PM   #30
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:22 PM   #31
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:22 PM   #32
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:36 PM   #33
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Funny I just heard that the judge rejected both bids for the coyotes!! Maybe I'm right with contraction
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:05 PM   #34
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:12 PM   #35
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Everyone who wrote "my girlfriend" or something similar in the "dream date" question has a giant vag.
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Everyone who wrote "my girlfriend" or something similar in the "dream date" question has a giant vag.
I wish there was an epic thanks button. I couldn't figure out how exactly how to word how I felt but you captured it here.
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:17 PM   #38
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Anyone is this thread who responds to the DREAM DATE and says "my girlfriend/boyfriend" is either whipped, braindead, or has no imgination. But more than likely is a combination of all three.
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Everyone who wrote "my girlfriend" or something similar in the "dream date" question has a giant vag.
Most of the players played that card too, except most of the single guys picked Megan Fox.
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:21 PM   #40
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