Random Thoughts Thread v3.0

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Whenever I see a commercial that says "9 out of 10 doctors agree" I wonder who that 10th doctor is who won't follow suit. Is he a rebel, or just an idiot? What does he know that we don't?

You should hear ads on really old radio shows

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend smoking Marlboro cigarettes!"

[doozwimp]

I enjoy the fact that i can clearly hear the conversations that are happening in the halls from my dorm room.

edit:also, closed scissors work great as a bottle opener.

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by doozwimp

I enjoy the fact that i can clearly hear the conversations that are happening in the halls from my dorm room.

Can't be worse than hearing conversations at Flames games.

[doozwimp]

^^^^its actually brilliant. You hear the most stupid things but its also hilarious. Im particularly enjoying the fast talker out in the hall.

[keratosis]

My wife bought Pilsner....
Might have to go out.

[awildermode]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Since you're married confusion is the safest smilie.

i like using smiles

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by doozwimp

I enjoy the fact that i can clearly hear the conversations that are happening in the halls from my dorm room.

edit:also, closed scissors work great as a bottle opener.

I can't believe you just posted the "closed scissors/bottle opener" comment.

I hadn't had a beer in months, so on the way home I bought a sixer of Stella Artois. Then I couldn't find my damned bottle opener!!! Nothing worked as a substitute, until I came across my kitchen scissors.

Glad I finally found a use for them!

[keratosis]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Could we have a drunken thoughts thread?

Interesting.

[czure32]

purple monkey dishwasher!

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

You should hear ads on really old radio shows

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend smoking Marlboro cigarettes!"

It would be fun to look up the old Coke ads from when it had cocaine...

[keratosis]

In honor of missdpuck.
Spew away.

[jayswin]

This should be renamed the Resalien thread.

[CaramonLS]

Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg.

[missdpuck]

About to get to the 5th Stella!!!! But I don't qualify for the drunken posting yet.


ResAlien? Fonz?

Thanks keratosis!!

[awildermode]

Originally Posted by czure32

purple monkey dishwasher!

pictures?

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by czure32

purple monkey dishwasher!

Should this be in the drunken posts thread??

[4X4]

Well that's lame. Now that all the joke threads got merged into this one, the rating has gone down to three stars.

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Well that's lame. Now that all the joke threads got merged into this one, the rating has gone down to three stars.

Never fear. I got it back up to 5.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Well that's lame. Now that all the joke threads got merged into this one, the rating has gone down to three stars.

I hate when threads get merged. In this thread I now have a post that says "This thread should be renamed the Resalien thread". Okay, it was funny when it was in the "drunken thoughts" thread. Now people are just going to read it and think "wtf?".

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by flameswin

I hate when threads get merged. In this thread I now have a post that says "This thread should be renamed the Resalien thread". Okay, it was funny when it was in the "drunken thoughts" thread. Now people are just going to read it and think "wtf?".

nobody reads that far back

onwards!