In an infamous moment at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend, captured on video by Dave Weigel, Sen. Tom Coburn's (R-OK) chief of staff Michael Schwartz made the case against pornography. "All pornography is homosexual pornography," said Schwartz, quoting an ex-gay friend of his, "because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards."
Schwartz then explained the side benefit of this finding -- that if boys know pornography will make them gay, they'll never touch it, taking advantage of what Schwartz sees as a natural homophobia. "And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to get a copy of Playboy?" he said. "I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants!"
What's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fata'd-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?- Randal Graves
That being said, you'll have to pry my porn from my warm, sweaty hands...err...that doesn't sound as good as Charlton Heston's line at all.
You just know that somewhere in his house that guy has a particularly filthy collection of smut. It's hidden with the business card of his favorite male hooker.
I'm not some hyper-macho superhetero, but I know there ain't nothing that could give me the gay. I wouldn't want to kiss a dude. Case closed. Anyone "concerned" about catching gay has doubts about himself, and concerns that it could happen to him.
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and as a straight married male, even if its true ... so what? of course we all know it doesnt turn you gay, but if it did, being gay isnt a terminal illness or anything.
really, is that the best these guys got? you will be a ghey!
"because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards."
Translation:
"When I watch porn, I dont get excited by the chick getting banged, I get excited by the guy banging the chick. Therefore, all porn turns everyone gay."
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If this is true, I'll advise my buddy. Last night he got "the call" from his female friend. At least if he was screwing a dude, there'd be no risk of pregnancy.
Straight porn makes ya gay: GOP staffer
