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Old 09-20-2009, 11:14 PM   #1
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This is probably a fata, but is this a little window into your general health?

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...+toilet&page=5

Is the poop unexamined, not worth having?

Toilets in Germany have a little shelf where you can have a good look before flushing it away.

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Old 09-20-2009, 11:17 PM   #2
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Cling film. Index cards. Refrigerator.

The only way to properly assess your digestive health.
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:17 PM   #3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg

I knew this video would come in handy
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:17 PM   #4
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not more poo...

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Old 09-20-2009, 11:22 PM   #5
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Hey you're showing your British colony roots again.
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:22 PM   #6
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg

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"This is a German ritual"
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:22 PM   #7
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:28 PM   #8
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This is a good post . . .

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Old 09-20-2009, 11:38 PM   #9
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:58 PM   #10
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It is a strange phenomenon that one just feels compelled to look when finished pooping similar to the undeniable urge to open and examine a kleenex's contents after blowing one's nose.

Ah, the deep and dark mysteries of our minds!
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Old 09-21-2009, 01:27 AM   #11
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Normally, I just look in the toilet and go "Oh crap"
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uhhh only always
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Old 09-21-2009, 04:12 AM   #13
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I like examining my poops.
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Old 09-21-2009, 04:21 AM   #14
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The question with a more disturbing answer is "Do you examine other people's poops?"

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Old 09-21-2009, 04:32 AM   #15
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Well everyone on the Calgary Puckers hockey team has examined Lambeburger's poop, but that poop was epic and needed to be examined. That was a poop that only comes around once in a lifetime.
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:45 AM   #16
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My poop looks like crap when I come back to University and eat at the cafeteria.

It looks almost as unnatural as the food.
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I vote 5 stars for all poop threads. Come on you proods. Tell me talking about poop isnt funny. And farts. That is funny poop
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:24 AM   #18
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Well everyone on the Calgary Puckers hockey team has examined Lambeburger's poop, but that poop was epic and needed to be examined. That was a poop that only comes around once in a lifetime.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:09 AM   #19
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Why are you guys so shy about this? This is like dinner table talk for my friends and I...
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:31 AM   #20
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You can never fail to be amazed at what comes out of there . . . . .

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