If a roommate damages your property...

[CaramonLS]

Originally Posted by sclitheroe

My ceiling is fine

Sorry dude, I don't think so.

Because you dodged the question, I don't think the roommate ignorantly left juice on the floor for hours, but rather, you just paid for a cheap ceiling.

[Peanut]

I used to live in a house built in 1918, and stuff seeped through that hardwood floor into our basement if spilled. Really old house could be the situation here I guess...

[jar_e]

Originally Posted by CaramonLS

Sorry dude, I don't think so.

Because you dodged the question, I don't think the roommate ignorantly left juice on the floor for hours, but rather, you just paid for a cheap ceiling.

Or he spilled the juice

You know...the whole friend of a friend thing?

[sclitheroe]

Originally Posted by jar_e

Or he spilled the juice

You know...the whole friend of a friend thing?

Nope, trust me...this is a completely hypothetical questions because its about two people I don't even know - a co-worker mentioned it in reference to their kid who is going to uni and rooming in the Bridge.

But thanks for your concern I wasn't expecting three pages of concern about the house, the integrity of the floor, and sodomy.

Edit: Actually, I've been around here long enough that I did kinda expect sodomy to come up at some point, so I feel validated and included in the group. Thanks folks.

[DuffMan]

maybe there was a bunch of hot uni girls living downstairs at one point, and the people upstairs drilled a hole in the floor and streamed the pillow fights and sleep overs on the internet, with a mini cam. that would explain it.

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by The Goon

Sodomize him.

do that...it's not about sex, it's about power!

[Methanolic]

I seriously considered starting a "How do I stop Juice from going through my Floor" thread.

[Methanolic]

^^^^^^^^^,,,,NM,,,.............I think it was Pee.

[badradio]

What if your roommate keeps eating your food? Don't mean to be a dick, but when you're a student you don't have much to spare.
Any advice on how to tell a roommate to stop eating your food without being a dick?

[The Fonz]

Rub your ass on his pillow and fart in the pillow case.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by badradio

What if your roommate keeps eating your food? Don't mean to be a dick, but when you're a student you don't have much to spare.
Any advice on how to tell a roommate to stop eating your food without being a dick?

Does said roommate like pickles? If they eat your pickles try keeping a specific jar of pickles that you periodically take a leak into. Allow roommate to eat as many pickles as they want. Then break the news about the pee in the pickle jar.

[Oil Stain]

Originally Posted by badradio

What if your roommate keeps eating your food? Don't mean to be a dick, but when you're a student you don't have much to spare.
Any advice on how to tell a roommate to stop eating your food without being a dick?

I'd probably start with, "Hey you dick. Stop eating my food."