07-22-2009, 11:19 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
Maybe he should've drank more so he passed out before he got the chance to hit on her.
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If he hadn't drank too much that night he never would have hit on that girl. People do stupid things when they drink too much.
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07-22-2009, 11:33 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Was this combined with the 80s party? You sound like you have a lot of fun. Why aren't I having that kind of fun?
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07-22-2009, 11:41 AM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Was this combined with the 80s party? You sound like you have a lot of fun. Why aren't I having that kind of fun?
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Yes, yes it was. And it was seriously awesome. The 80s party had no Buck Taffy. Everyone gave'er. However, here is a past Buck Taffy for ya:
As you can see, there is no malicious intent. He knew he was Buck, and he embraced it. Notice the  in the image on the left?
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07-22-2009, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by alltherage
Fair enough. I'm still young. I probably wouldn't want to read books and fall asleep with drool dripping in a rocking chair on my Saturday nights, but to each his own!  |
When have you been to my house ????? 
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07-22-2009, 12:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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I can honestly say that when I was in partying days that I would have beat the everlovin' shat out of anyone that drew anything on me while I was passed out. I think people could sense that about me (or maybe I didn't hang out with that many arseholes) and I have never been drawn on while passed out from heavy drinking.
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07-22-2009, 12:35 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Reaper
I can honestly say that when I was in partying days that I would have beat the everlovin' shat out of anyone that drew anything on me while I was passed out. I think people could sense that about me (or maybe I didn't hang out with that many arseholes) and I have never been drawn on while passed out from heavy drinking.
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A room-mate a few years back passed out at his own party one night and woke up looking similar to the pictures above. His revenge was to take a gas can to his buddie's lawns, leaving phallic art burned into the grass for all the world to see. It was a case of what goes around comes around.
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07-22-2009, 12:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by alltherage
This thread is directly related with the "Best way to get in shape" thread. It is a great example of how not to.
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You need more diet mixers... Vodka and diet! 0 carbs FTW!
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-22-2009, 12:47 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Reaper
I can honestly say that when I was in partying days that I would have beat the everlovin' shat out of anyone that drew anything on me while I was passed out. I think people could sense that about me (or maybe I didn't hang out with that many arseholes) and I have never been drawn on while passed out from heavy drinking.
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Oh, we have a buddy like that. Thing is, it's still hilarious even if he does have a hissy fit and punch people. It's worth it. We're all men, we know the consequences. I'd love to see you try to intimidate your way out of getting Buck Taffy'd. It just wouldn't happen. You know its a possibility, and you have to be prepared to monitor yourself before you start. It keeps people accountable. Less people pass out, puke, etc when they fear the sharpie!
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07-22-2009, 12:56 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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In university one guy passed out and got an eyebrow shaved (Call him "B").
To get even, the guy went to the nearby bathrooms and removed the taps, then went up the the guy who shaved him (call him "A",) and rubbed some junk in his hair. "A" was also known for being somewhat narcissistic.
Resulting conversation:
A: "WTF was that?"
B: "Remember when you shaved my eyebrow before Christmas?"
A: "Yeah, so you rub gel in my hair?"
B: "Not gel..
A: ????
B: ..Nair"
A: 
Nair takes a couple minutes before it works, so by removing the taps it took "A" a while to find somewhere he could rinse the Nair out. Too long.
Sometimes payback is a B!tch.
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07-22-2009, 01:03 PM
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Blue stuff...
Bombay Saffire?
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07-22-2009, 01:03 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
Blue stuff...
Bombay Saffire?
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Curacao
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07-22-2009, 01:05 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Aeneas let me cut his hair before he passed out.
Alas, the "Robocop" hair-style never caught on.
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07-22-2009, 01:08 PM
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I'm not sure if I should give this thread a thumbs up or go back to drooling in my rocking chair...
To each his own!
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07-22-2009, 01:28 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
Blue stuff...
Bombay Saffire?
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
Curacao
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Both actually... at different ones. It's fun to try to make random colored drinks. My one buddy was a bartender in University (last year) so he also knows how to make wicked shots and drinks.
1 oz beer, 1 oz cola, 1 oz Amaretto = Dr Pepper drop shot. So friggin tasty.
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07-22-2009, 01:36 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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awesome, when is the next party?
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07-22-2009, 01:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: 555 Saddledome Rise SE
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Originally Posted by Dion
What's so great about getting drunk to a point where you pass out?
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Its about the journey, not the destination.
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07-22-2009, 01:46 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp
awesome, when is the next party? |
We should have a CP 80s Shotluck Toga Hot Tub Flames party.
On second thought.... there are only like 4 ladies on this website.
We should have a CP 80s Shotluck Flames party.
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07-22-2009, 01:49 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by alltherage
We should have a CP 80s Shotluck Toga Hot Tub Flames party.
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Yeah where everyone brings a 26 of liquor and at least two single females.
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07-22-2009, 01:54 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
Yeah where everyone brings a 26 of liquor and at least two single females.
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Two single females? Isn't it hard enough to keep one single female against her will, much less two?
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07-22-2009, 02:00 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
Yeah where everyone brings a 26 of liquor and at least two hot single females.
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That needed to be in there. No fatties!
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
Two single females? Isn't it hard enough to keep one single female against her will, much less two?
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We'll use the old bait and switch. Take a picture of yourself with photoshops of "your single buddies", Edward Cullen, David Beckham, and Rick Astley.
Put that on the invitation, and we'll order some cardboard cutouts. By the time the ladies get close enough, we'll have the gates locked and have booze pouring down their throats/on their white shirts.
It's air tight, my friends... air tight.
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