#2

[Weiser Wonder]

Originally Posted by alltherage

It's not just about catching something. I don't like having other people's urine on my ass. Many people pee on seats. What, wiping it off makes it sanitary?

Call me a germaphobe, but I do not like having my ass touch what other people's asses and urine have touched.

It's already sanitary, I just wipe it off so my ass doesn't get wet. Urine is sterile afterall.

I mean if you lived in many countries, you'd grow up pooping outside right next to your buddy doing the same thing. I just never saw the big deal taking a dump in public restrooms.

[awildermode]

i am reading this thread...while eating lunch.

[Ozy_Flame]

To soften the blow of a Jail Break, try squeezing your butt cheeks together and lowering your arse into the toilet. The less splash-back the better.

Also, proper etiquette dictates that the toilet is not your psychologist; you shan't be opening up the voids of your soul for all to hear, especially when others are present.

[ken0042]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

The less splash-back the better.

Missing from the list on the previous page is the "landing strip."

Just before you sit down, take a strip of TP and put it inside the bowl; in the middle of the water. With practice this strip of TP will float on the top, and you never have to worry about back-splash ever again.

It also has the added benefit of forcing you to check for TP availability prior to sitting down.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by ken0042

Missing from the list on the previous page is the "landing strip."

Just before you sit down, take a strip of TP and put it inside the bowl; in the middle of the water. With practice this strip of TP will float on the top, and you never have to worry about back-splash ever again.

It also has the added benefit of forcing you to check for TP availability prior to sitting down.

My sincerest thanks. I will honestly employ this new tactic in my coming #2 sessions.

[Tyler]

Oh CP... what things won't you discuss? LOL

[PIMking]

I hate going number 2 anywere but home.

I hate it with a passion but I have chrones so sometimes I cant help it. I just hate the idea while your doing your business someone else is in the bathroom thats just not natural.

[alltherage]

Tim Hortons makes me poop. I swear, 9:00am in the office, coffee in hand. 9:45am on the crapper. Repeat.

[troutman]

[millhouse11]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Tim Hortons makes me poop. I swear, 9:00am in the office, coffee in hand. 9:45am on the crapper. Repeat.

Same here, one cup of Tim's stool pusher and I have to run to the can. Quickly build a nest, sit and unload.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by millhouse11

Same here, one cup of Tim's stool pusher and I have to run to the can. Quickly build a nest, sit and unload.

Haha, "build a nest"!!!! Nice.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by dubc80

ASTAIRE
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

That seems dangerously similar to the LARRY CRAIG.

[worth]

I love going #2 at work. Makes me feel so much better. Only time I don't like it is when the gay guy with the loose ass makes it there before me and I go in and there is splatter everywhere.

[Tyler]

Originally Posted by worth

I love going #2 at work. Makes me feel so much better. Only time I don't like it is when the gay guy with the loose ass makes it there before me and I go in and there is splatter everywhere.

Thanks for that. Really.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by worth

I love going #2 at work. Makes me feel so much better. Only time I don't like it is when the gay guy with the loose ass makes it there before me and I go in and there is splatter everywhere.

[Dion]

[fredr123]

1. Our office stocks individual two-ply squares of paper rather than rolls of traditional tp. It's kind of like pulling tissues out of a Kleenex box. Often they are packed in so tight you can't get them out of the dispenser. I prefer rolls.

2. I get in the office pretty early in the morning. There's an older gentlemen who always beats me to work. He takes all the papers in with him and has his morning constitutional before anyone else gets to the office. I cringe when I see the staff eating lunch in the lunchroom pouring over the papers that were in the stall hours earlier.

3. Our daughter is not quite two and a half and is potty trained. Despite the comments on the other thread, I will frequently take her with me so she can do her business in the stalls in the men's room while we are out and about. I feel horrible for her having to learn how to go to the bathroom amid the third-world squalor that is the typical public men's restroom.

[Gozer]

Originally Posted by fredr123

Often they are packed in so tight you can't get them out of the dispenser.

*snicker*

[habernac]

Originally Posted by fredr123

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3. Our daughter is not quite two and a half and is potty trained. Despite the comments on the other thread, I will frequently take her with me so she can do her business in the stalls in the men's room while we are out and about. I feel horrible for her having to learn how to go to the bathroom amid the third-world squalor that is the typical public men's restroom.

We were out on the weekend and my 3 year old son refused to use the disgusting bathroom at the picnic area (I don't blame him). He was very happy to learn that it's quite easy to take a pee outside. I've had to curtail his fun once in awhile as he'll just drop trou any old place and decide to go after that. Too funny.

[awildermode]

Originally Posted by Gozer

*snicker*