07-15-2009, 01:35 PM
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#81
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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Can’t really say when I was formulated, but it was before your Earth was created. In fact, I am somewhat to blame for all of that.
All I remember from those early days was of a system that wasn’t just three dimensional in appearance, but four. We had the ability to harness time too. Traveling was very, very simple and quick due to this, but one founder managed to square the continuum for insanely high speed travel anywhere you wanted.
Unfortunately I (as a flame eyed infant) got away from my parents while camping and managed to take my training time bender (equivalent to your tricycles, but on steroids) into the nastiest, ultra mind bending speed zone of the into universal corridors.
All hell broke loose as I was basically “stopped” compared to how everyone else was moving and I caused a massive collision. You all know it as the Big Bang.
When the inquiry was over, the founder of the fourth dimension squared corridor (his name isn’t pronounceable in your tongue, but it roughly translated to 4x4) reached his verdict, I was banished here.
I have since lived everywhere, done everything. I currently reside in what you call Calgary, drinking my favourite invention, beer.
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07-15-2009, 01:40 PM
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#82
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnski
Can’t really say when I was formulated, but it was before your Earth was created. In fact, I am somewhat to blame for all of that.
All I remember from those early days was of a system that wasn’t just three dimensional in appearance, but four. We had the ability to harness time too. Traveling was very, very simple and quick due to this, but one founder managed to square the continuum for insanely high speed travel anywhere you wanted.
Unfortunately I (as a flame eyed infant) got away from my parents while camping and managed to take my training time bender (equivalent to your tricycles, but on steroids) into the nastiest, ultra mind bending speed zone of the into universal corridors.
All hell broke loose as I was basically “stopped” compared to how everyone else was moving and I caused a massive collision. You all know it as the Big Bang.
When the inquiry was over, the founder of the fourth dimension squared corridor (his name isn’t pronounceable in your tongue, but it roughly translated to 4x4) reached his verdict, I was banished here.
I have since lived everywhere, done everything. I currently reside in what you call Calgary, drinking my favourite invention, beer.
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Do you only exist on Calgarypuck or are you also in the meat-dimension?
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07-15-2009, 01:53 PM
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#83
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
Do you only exist on Calgarypuck or are you also in the meat-dimension?
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Whoa... dude, the only "Meat" dimension I am aware of in your world is that guy from the movie Porky's.... and... I....don't....go....there....
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07-15-2009, 01:56 PM
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#84
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Originally Posted by Shawnski
Whoa... dude, the only "Meat" dimension I am aware of in your world is that guy from the movie Porky's.... and... I....don't....go....there....
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Fair enough. Just one more question: do you know where my keys are?
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07-15-2009, 01:59 PM
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#85
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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Zamunda. Man, I can't believe I actually looked at wikipedia for it.
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07-15-2009, 02:04 PM
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#86
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Calgary
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Born in Calgary (Whitehorn NE) - 6 years
Moved to McKenzie Lake - lived there 8 years
Moved to London Ontario - lived there 4 years
Moved to Toronto - 1 year
Moved back to London ON - 1 year
Moved back to Calgary - 3 years
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07-15-2009, 02:07 PM
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#87
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by Barnes
Zamunda. Man, I can't believe I actually looked at wikipedia for it.
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So did I.
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07-15-2009, 02:18 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnes
Zamunda. Man, I can't believe I actually looked at wikipedia for it.
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hahahahaha!
I laughed as soon as I saw the original post. the movie got panned, I always thought it was half decent.
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07-15-2009, 02:19 PM
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#89
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Originally Posted by fredr123
Pretty sure I know...
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If you hit the 49th parallel you have gone too far.
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07-15-2009, 02:20 PM
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#90
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FiftyBelow
*Born in Calgary*
Calgary 0 - 6 years
Rainbow Lake, Alberta (wayyy up North) 7 - 11 years
Calgary 12 - 17 years
Vancouver 18 - Present
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I had no idea people actually lived there, other than in a camp. Did living there as a kid inspire your user name?
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07-15-2009, 02:26 PM
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#91
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Born in Regina - 4 years
Nipawin, SSK - 5 years
Golden, BC - 1 1/2 years
Crossfield, AB - 4
Calgary - 9 years as of July 1st 2009
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07-15-2009, 02:29 PM
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#92
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RW99
This might be a long list...
Born in Calgary, raised for 1 year
4 years on the beach in PEI
3 years on a farm in Pembrook, Nova Scotia
2 years in Pinellas Park, Florida
2 years in Seminole, Florida
4 years in Wooldlands/Woodbine/Kingsland Calgary
6 months in Springhill, Nova Scotia
6 months in Cederbrae, Calgary
1 year in Westchester Station, Nova Scotia
1 year in Truro, Nova Scotia
3 years in Halifax, Nova Scotia
3 years in Ottawa, Ontario
3 years in Banff, Alberta
6 months in Country Hills, Calgary
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Soo... umm.. .do the police still warn your neighbors and post flyers that you are likely to re-offend?
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07-15-2009, 02:31 PM
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#93
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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oh and for me. all Alberta
22 years Black Diamond AB, the rest Calgary.
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07-15-2009, 02:31 PM
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#94
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
hahahahaha!
I laughed as soon as I saw the original post. the movie got panned, I always thought it was half decent.
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This post echos my sentiments exactly.
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07-15-2009, 03:21 PM
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#95
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Franchise Player
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Born and raised Windsor, Ontario
Calgary 6 1/2 years
Honolulu Hawaii - 6 months
Outside Windsor at present
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07-15-2009, 03:25 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Seoul, Korea
Los Angeles, California
Edmonton, Alberta
Calgary, Alberta
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07-15-2009, 03:29 PM
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#97
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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I was born in small town Estevan Saskatchewn.
It was off to Swan River and Selkirk Manitoba - all before I was 4 years old.
Then came the move to Regina for a few years.
The moving stopped when the family shuffled off to Calgary.
After graduating from HS I moved to Edmonton for a few years to go to school. I should add it was the longest 2 years of my life. Let's just say I hated living in Edmonton and having to endure thier very cold winters and obnoxious Oiler fans.
Upon graduating from NAIT it was back to Calgary for me.
In 2004 I got tired of big city life and moved to High River.
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07-15-2009, 03:29 PM
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#98
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Born: Downtown Vancouver
Lived for 6 years in East Vancouver
Lived for 22 years in North Vancouver
Moved back to East Van 5 weeks ago
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07-15-2009, 03:36 PM
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#99
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Jah Chalgary
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0-14: Moscow, Russia
14-25: Queensland, Calgary
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07-15-2009, 03:38 PM
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#100
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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I heard Dion Phaneuf was spawned like the Urukai from the Lord of the Rings.
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