06-28-2009, 10:03 AM
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Scoring Winger
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Michael Jackson Jokes!
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Last edited by West Karma; 03-15-2013 at 11:37 AM.
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06-28-2009, 10:21 AM
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06-28-2009, 10:22 AM
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Q: What does Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
A: One is harmful to children, the other holds groceries.
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06-28-2009, 10:25 AM
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First Line Centre
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knock knock
who's there?
little boy blue
little boy blue who?
michael jackson
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06-28-2009, 10:46 AM
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First Line Centre
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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
Boys pants half off.
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06-28-2009, 10:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyC
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Agreed. Too soon guys.
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06-28-2009, 10:54 AM
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06-28-2009, 10:55 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
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Well, better to have a seperate thread- everybody knows what to expect when they click on it.
Here's mine-
Elton John announced that he was saddened that him and MJ would not be able to complete the duet they had been working on. It was remake of one of his old songs and was to be titled "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me."
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06-28-2009, 11:11 AM
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Norm!
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Egh
If these were funny jokes and not 20 year old recycled jokes, but the bad taste in this thread is as bad as the jokes.
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06-28-2009, 11:20 AM
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Just this morning MJ was at the pearly gates to Heaven.
Unfortunately Saint Peter had to tell him that they do not accept plastic.
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06-28-2009, 11:33 AM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Egh
If these were funny jokes and not 20 year old recycled jokes, but the bad taste in this thread is as bad as the jokes.
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Agreed 100%. Jokes about celeberties and death aren't offending to me. It's just the fact that Michael Jackson jokes were really unfunny and overdone before his death, now there's a billion people out there that are rehashing the same jokes on facebook, message boards, email etc, and EVERY person tells their MJ joke like it's really funny and intold before.
Even if there was a variety, but it's basically just the same joke. "What's the difference between MJ and blah blah blah? <insert kid part of joke here>." That's all it is.
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06-28-2009, 12:16 PM
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Scoring Winger
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McDonalds is coming out with a special Hamburger in honor of MJ.
It will have 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns.
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06-28-2009, 12:40 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Noone (hehe) should be surprised at this thread's content. If you know you aren't going to like it, don't bother opening it.
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06-28-2009, 12:51 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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from a conversation I had:
"There is no way MJ actually raped those little boys, maybe he had them tie him to a chair and throw eggs at him while he jerked off, but there was no penetration. You can prove rape in court, just bend over a 10 year boy and show the jury his bloody be-dazzled butt and MJ is gone for good."
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06-28-2009, 01:05 PM
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06-28-2009, 01:33 PM
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Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
One went to the Majors and one went to the Minors.
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06-28-2009, 01:37 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Ever wonder if MJ and Mickey Mouse are cut from the same cloth?
They are black with a white face, they have an amusement park in their backyard, squeaky voices, they wear white gloves, and they both like young children...
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06-28-2009, 01:52 PM
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First Line Centre
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Michael Jackson Autopsy report:
Conclusion found that Michael Jackson succumb to food poisoning. Report found to be a result of eating 4 year old wieners.
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06-28-2009, 02:23 PM
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First Line Centre
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Ance doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
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06-28-2009, 02:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreatWhiteEbola
Michael Jackson Autopsy report:
Conclusion found that Michael Jackson succumb to food poisoning. Report found to be a result of eating A 4 year old wiener.
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fixed... sounds better IMO
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