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Old 06-04-2009, 04:47 PM   #81
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See if we micro-analyzed you the way you do us....you may become an insecure basketcase (well maybe once in a while)
This is a common misconception. I can't speak for every man, but I generally cut my losses really early. Like if a girl didn't like me because... say, I have a small beer gut. She's basically cut. If we can't be together because of my beer gut, then you are too shallow for me to persue that relationship.

That doesn't mean that I am not shallow, it just means that I hold other people to a higher standard than I hold myself. Hipocracy? Maybe. But I find I am surrounded by really good looking girls with awesome racks in my inner circle, and let's face it: that's where true happiness comes from.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:53 PM   #82
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OK... So... Things I'm taking away from this thread:

- Mailman/Dog picture.
- Dog on power pole without any tools.
- Ram hanging from power line.
- Nipple:Breast ratio dynamics.
- FireFly gardening in a tube top.

OK, I think I'm good to go. Btw, thanks for editing out that pic Gozer tried to post.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:57 PM   #83
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OK... So... Things I'm taking away from this thread:

- Mailman/Dog picture.
- Dog on power pole without any tools.
- Ram hanging from power line.
- Nipple:Breast ratio dynamics.
- FireFly gardening in a tube top.

OK, I think I'm good to go. Btw, thanks for editing out that pic Gozer tried to post.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:16 PM   #84
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This is a common misconception. I can't speak for every man, but I generally cut my losses really early. Like if a girl didn't like me because... say, I have a small beer gut. She's basically cut. If we can't be together because of my beer gut, then you are too shallow for me to persue that relationship.

That doesn't mean that I am not shallow, it just means that I hold other people to a higher standard than I hold myself. Hipocracy? Maybe. But I find I am surrounded by really good looking girls with awesome racks in my inner circle, and let's face it: that's where true happiness comes from.
Beer guts ar gross!!! I admit to being pretty superficial about men, but my preferences are odd compared to a lot of women. I likebalx guys, very fair guys.., but actually if I really liked the guy none if that would matter . We all know people who surprise us by ending up with someone toally opposite oftheir "standards".
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:52 PM   #85
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Blast!

edit: I dunno, works for me.
(It's just a picture of a cute baby girl)
They have their server setup to deny hotlinking, works for you because you first saw it in a webpage, anyone else that clicks the link will get an error.

To see it just copy the link and paste it into a new browser session (launch a different browser is easiest).
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If so what are you doing in an office at 3 in the afternoon, if you all aren't sortin the mail at 4 am in the morning, you are out walking your office of pavement.
4 AM??? I WISH! The mail volume is scary. I have routes that were sorted and pulled in 20 minutes today and I am not exaggerating.
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This is a common misconception. I can't speak for every man, but I generally cut my losses really early. Like if a girl didn't like me because... say, I have a small beer gut. She's basically cut. If we can't be together because of my beer gut, then you are too shallow for me to persue that relationship.

That doesn't mean that I am not shallow, it just means that I hold other people to a higher standard than I hold myself. Hipocracy? Maybe. But I find I am surrounded by really good looking girls with awesome racks in my inner circle, and let's face it: that's where true happiness comes from.
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:04 PM   #88
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Wow, not one PM, I've lost my faith in humanity

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ok sausage party is over...
Can a lady in the house answer the OP question?
Why wear them when you just adjust those bad boys every 5 minutes.
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I am sure different women wear them for different reasons. I don't wear them as I am a pretty modest woman when it comes to clothing, but I know some like to wear them during the day to get more sun without the bra strap tan lines. I am sure some just like the attention and/or think they are sexy. Some might think they are just a cooler option in the summer than, say, a full t shirt.
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Wow, not one PM, I've lost my faith in humanity

Sorry Cap.The Lingerie Football League is was did it for me. So the Miami franchise will be hanging out at the BAC with the Ice Dancers. Ah family friendly Pantherland.
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Just watching other females constantly adjusting their tank tops is enough reason for me to never wear one. I'm not one to fuss over hair and makeup once I leave the house as it is. I wouldn't want to fuss over my clothes either.
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Beer guts ar gross!!! I admit to being pretty superficial about men, but my preferences are odd compared to a lot of women. I likebalx guys, very fair guys.., but actually if I really liked the guy none if that would matter . We all know people who surprise us by ending up with someone toally opposite oftheir "standards".
And we all snicker when they leave the room.
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I am sure different women wear them for different reasons.
Shirt pulling! It's the latest craze to hit Japan. Run up and pull the tube top down setting the girls free, tape it and upload to your favorite video sharing site for hilarity and subsequent jailarity.

Tube tops make it easy, one can only assume the ladies are wearing them so they can get on the Internet.

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Shirt pulling! It's the latest craze to hit Japan. Run up and pull the tube top down setting the girls free, tape it and upload to your favorite video sharing site for hilarity and subsequent jailarity.

Tube tops make it easy, one can only assume the ladies are wearing them so they can get on the Internet.

Its called Sharking
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Dangit I knew there was probably a word for it, but I couldn't find it.
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After last night, I feel as though I need to share. This seems to be as appropriate a thread as any -

No matter what the size of the boob, inverted nipples are freaky. Especially when one is not warned that, when a bra is removed, said nipples will indeed be inverted.

That is all.
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Well it's too bad the weather turned to crap, as i am heading to the rooftop patio at the broken city at get sloshed, I'll be wearing the Luongo jersey

someone pick up from the drunk tank at around 8 am tommorrow?

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this thread is win.
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ok sausage party is over...
Can a lady in the house answer the OP question?
Why wear them when you just adjust those bad boys every 5 minutes.
I wore one all day and adjusted it maybe twice. Perhaps if the ladies who adjusted every couple minutes would buy the appropriate size, it wouldn't be an issue.

Also, I wore it to avoid getting a tan line that looks like a strap.
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