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MRCboicgy · 06-03-2009, 08:43 PM

Another one of those stories you read that makes you go

Also could be: furries invade government?

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_627410.html

A legislative aide to Sen. Jane Orie, a former prosecutor who has championed state legislation to safeguard children, was fired Friday after the Attorney General's Office charged him with sexually propositioning a child online and suggesting the two dress up as animals and have sex.
Alan David Berlin, 40, who was paid $57,340 a year to do legislative services for Orie, used the Internet screen name "alan_panda_bear" and propositioned the 15-year-old boy several times this month, Attorney General Tom Corbett said.

"Predators know that more young people will be online during the summer and many will be home alone for long periods of time,"

starseed · 06-03-2009, 08:51 PM

A sexually repressed conservative turns out to be a pedophile, is this really news anymore?

HOOT · 06-03-2009, 08:57 PM

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...dress up as animals and have sex.

This is going to be my line at the bar this weekend. I will report back on its success.

MRCboicgy · 06-03-2009, 09:03 PM

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This is going to be my line at the bar this weekend. I will report back on its success.

if that doesn't work, here's going back a few years with the bloodhound gang for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e13RGx1zVV0

Displaced Flames fan · 06-03-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by starseed

A sexually repressed conservative turns out to be a pedophile, is this really news anymore?

I'm quite sure pedophilia is not limited to conservatives.

WesternCanadaKing · 06-04-2009, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Displaced Flames fan

I'm quite sure pedophilia is not limited to conservatives.

Not limeitd to but porminent among/.

RougeUnderoos · 06-04-2009, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by starseed

A sexually repressed conservative turns out to be a pedophile, is this really news anymore?

This is going to be my line at the bar this weekend. I will report back on its success.

jayswin · 06-04-2009, 02:33 AM

Sexually propositioning a child to have sex is fine, but suggesting they dress up as animals is crossing a line.

KevanGuy · 06-04-2009, 02:38 AM

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Not limeitd to but porminent among/.

Quoted for drunken awesomeness.

Winsor_Pilates · 06-04-2009, 02:53 AM

I was expecting this thread to be about guys like me who perv out on all of the short skirts, and skin out there.

jayswin · 06-04-2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

I was expecting this thread to be about guys like me who perv out on all of the short skirts, and skin out there.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Daradon · 06-04-2009, 03:31 AM

^^^ It has been looking nice out there lately. We usually don't get springs like this.

Traditional_Ale · 06-04-2009, 08:55 AM

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^^^ It has been looking nice out there lately. We usually don't get springs like this.

Well after the friggin winter we just had it better be an A+++ spring and summer.

As for the original topic, ever wonder how many of these 15-17 year olds are actually leading the other person on? My girlfriend mentioned this one time how much of player she was even when she was 15, especially about older men, although not 40.

Anyway, point being is that if some hot young thing is begging you to take a piece of their ass then I would be willing to bet that more people than we would like to think about would not be able to say no.

burn_baby_burn · 06-04-2009, 09:55 AM

I received a letter from my daughters elementary school yesterday about a suspicious male pacing back and forth along the fence of the playground during lunch hour two days ago. Apparently it is the third or fourth such incident in the city of Red Deer in the past week.

mikey_the_redneck · 06-04-2009, 10:28 AM

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I received a letter from my daughters elementary school yesterday about a suspicious male pacing back and forth along the fence of the playground during lunch hour two days ago. Apparently it is the third or fourth such incident in the city of Red Deer in the past week.

If I had a kid at that school I would bolt from work at lunch and confront the guy.

Frank the Tank · 06-04-2009, 10:32 AM

I don't understand why we tolerate people like this. Willingness to harm a child is the ultimate proof that you are a total waste of oxygen.

Superflyer · 06-04-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

This is going to be my line at the bar this weekend. I will report back on its success.

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Originally Posted by HOOT

This is going to be my line at the bar this weekend. I will report back on its success.

HOOT · 06-04-2009, 01:59 PM

Is he copying me?

Displaced Flames fan · 06-04-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WesternCanadaKing

Not limeitd to but porminent among/.

Prominent? Really?

In priests maybe. I don't think there's a single other demographic breakdown that you can make that claim.

Either you think prominent means something different than I do or you have some hyped up delusion about conservatives.

rubecube · 06-04-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Displaced Flames fan

Prominent? Really?

In priests maybe. I don't think there's a single other demographic breakdown that you can make that claim.

Either you think prominent means something different than I do or you have some hyped up delusion about conservatives.

Or it was midnight and he was drunk when he posted that.