05-08-2009, 01:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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How to pay rent in Edmonton
http://www.timescolonist.com/news/Ed...527/story.html
Well we've all been here before. Get a hooker, pay her, then realize that you gave her all of your rent money. What would you do?
a) Say you were robbed and borrow money from your friends or family
b) Get a payday loan
c) Strangle the hooker, bury her in the backyard and take your money back
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05-08-2009, 01:30 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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d) pimp her out to my friends.
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05-08-2009, 01:31 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Guy took GTA game a little too literally.
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05-08-2009, 01:36 PM
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#4
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Okotoks
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"He then smoked marijuana and went to bed" HAHAHAAH
Well that settles it, Weed is bad for you!
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05-08-2009, 01:45 PM
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#5
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Not the one...
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Photographed by: Shown Butts?
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05-08-2009, 01:48 PM
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#6
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First Line Centre
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Haha, Love the tags.
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05-08-2009, 01:52 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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No word on whether fireworks were used to immobilize her.
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05-08-2009, 01:55 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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He could've always sold his playoff tickets. Oh wait...
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05-08-2009, 02:10 PM
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#9
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Scoring Winger
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Wow, the 4th paragraph of that article is amazing.
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05-08-2009, 02:11 PM
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#10
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Norm!
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You don't need to kill hookers
Because they're already dead inside.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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05-08-2009, 02:24 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Have you ever strangled a hooker with zip-ties, dropped her 2 meters into your backyard and buried her in a shallow grave using a crowbar, garden claw and dustpan ... on weed?
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05-08-2009, 02:31 PM
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#12
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary, AB
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Well, he'll now have free rent in prison for a long while.
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05-08-2009, 02:32 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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He got free sex, and has room and board covered for a minimum of 15-years. He is clearly a winner... at least compared to the average Edmontonian.
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05-08-2009, 02:34 PM
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#14
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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I was going to say BP's gift certificates, but this is close enough.
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05-08-2009, 02:44 PM
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#15
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One of the Nine
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Seriously? The guy ordered poon from an escort agency, an agency that sent a girl to his house, and he buried her in his own backyard?
Probably the easiest police investigation ever:
Hello, police? My name is Madame Boudreau. One of my girls is missing...
Ok, what was her last known whereabouts?
Two days ago, she went to 123 Mullet Street and has not been heard from since.
Ok. We'll send over an officer.
*knock knock*
Good afternoon, sir. We're investigating a missing 14 year old BPs employee
I don't know anything. ANYTHING. She left that night, I swear!!
Ok, sir. We're just gonna take a look around your property in case she left anything...
What do you make of this?
Looks like a grave.
*knock knock*
Sir, you're under arrest.
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05-08-2009, 02:50 PM
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#16
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Seriously? The guy ordered poon from an escort agency, an agency that sent a girl to his house, and he buried her in his own backyard?
Probably the easiest police investigation ever:
Hello, police? My name is Madame Boudreau. One of my girls is missing...
Ok, what was her last known whereabouts?
Two days ago, she went to 123 Mullet Street and has not been heard from since.
Ok. We'll send over an officer.
*knock knock*
Good afternoon, sir. We're investigating a missing 14 year old BPs employee
I don't know anything. ANYTHING. She left that night, I swear!!
Ok, sir. We're just gonna take a look around your property in case she left anything...
What do you make of this?
Looks like a grave.
*knock knock*
Sir, you're under arrest.
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No kidding. I was thinking the same thing. This is one guy who definitely should have laid off the pot. I realize that marijuana can impair judgement and hamper problem solving skills... but what an idiot.
If you kill someone and you know that others have seen you with that person last, you need to rob a couple of 7-11s and get on the first plane to Venezuela.
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05-08-2009, 03:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Seriously? The guy ordered poon from an escort agency, an agency that sent a girl to his house, and he buried her in his own backyard?
Probably the easiest police investigation ever:
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I especially like the part where he lied to her driver.
"Uh yeah, she took a cab."
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05-08-2009, 03:24 PM
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#18
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Norm!
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Well he's gonna know how she feels when he's passed around for smokes.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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05-08-2009, 06:42 PM
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#19
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First Line Centre
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The real crime here is that an Edmontonian hooker is charging $350 for "sexual acts".
And wouldn't it be easier to bury her with a shovel that a garden claw and a dust pan?
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