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Old 05-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #581
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Trashy Girl was playing first base. She's got piercings and tats, a great body, and she slides head first.

I should probably add that the reason I called her Trashy Girl is because when I was playing third, she was on the bench and I heard her yell "Hey! My vagina!". I have no idea what the context was.

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Old 05-05-2009, 03:03 PM   #582
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I hope it wasn't in response to someone saying "Anyone know where I can store this watermelon?"
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Trashy Girl was playing first base. She's got piercings and tats, a great body, and she slides head first.

I should probably add that the reason I called her Trashy Girl is because when I was playing third, she was on the bench and I heard her yell "Hey! My vagina!". I have no idea what the context was.
she played 2nd for a little bit as well
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:14 PM   #584
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Spring Fling #1 (Last chance to register for this weekend) May 8-10/09
Spring Fling #2: May 22-24
Both have 5gg, 7&3 format, $300.00 per team, umps, fenced diamonds, JC Park, NSA World Series Qualifier
Call: 403-250-9655 or email: info@nsacanada.ca

May Long – May 15-18/09 – Okotoks on Deck
7 & 3 Format, 5gg, Campground on Site, $350.00/team, umps, fenced diamonds, NSA World Series Qualifier
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May Long – May 15-18/09 – Sylvan Lake
6 & 4 Format, 5gg, Concession & Beer Gardens on site, $350.00/team, umps, fenced diamonds, NSA World Series Qualifier
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Men’s & Women’s NSA Qualifier – May 23 & 24/09
Kick Off Tourney! Great way to start the season!!
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:02 PM   #585
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Anybody close to Optimist tonight? Just in case....

Swing, Baby is going to go forward with our usual and prefered minimum:
7 guys for 7 spots, 4 girls for 4 spots.

Will update if I know we will be short, just might not be much notice.
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:05 PM   #586
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As to those tourneys listed above.
I would like to do one this year in addition to the year end.
If we don't have enough interest, I know there is interest from half to 2/3 of Swing Baby; so we could combine to form a team.

Everybody needs to let 4x4/FKA know what they would like.
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:08 PM   #587
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Aeneas, call my cell if you guys are short. I'll be at home and can be there before the grace period is over.
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yea i am in for sure! take me 20 to get there though.

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Old 05-06-2009, 02:16 PM   #589
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yea i am in for sure! take me 20 to get there though.
Sounds good, I will....wait, let me check the batting averages first!
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May 22-24 works for me, either in okotoks or at jc. May long weekend is out though.
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for tourneys this weekend and then long weekend works. but if we can find one that is in like a month I can make sure I dont work on the saturday.
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Spring Fling #1 (Last chance to register for this weekend) May 8-10/09

Spring Fling #2: May 22-24

Both have 5gg, 7&3 format, $300.00 per team, umps, fenced diamonds, JC Park, NSA World Series Qualifier
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I would perfer this tourney to any of the others!
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Old 05-07-2009, 07:57 AM   #593
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If most people can make the May 22-24, I will make myself available for that one too.
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Well Swing, Baby continues to flounder, despite my best efforts. 2 more losses. 15-10, 11-5. We are still missing our two best players but we are defending champions.

FKA came out (and probably regreted doing so)
*sorry 4x4, I actually saw FKA's post before yours, odd.

FKA 3-6, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1RBI 1Run
plus onr f---ed up ankle. Tried to bodycheck the second base girl! Left with nice limp, swollen ankle and intact vehicle glass.

Aeneas 6-7, 2 1B, 1 2B, 3 HR, 6 RBI 4 Runs

Going to have to call up some talent from the minors!
I am pretty happy with the home runs so far this year at least, struggled with that last year.
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Yea ankle is not good at all. Its not the one from okotoks either. Driving home and then to work made me wish I had bought an automatic. Going to the doctor after work.

it was a half slide, not a body check. only reason i hit her is because my fricken ankle rolled over the base

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Yea ankle is not good at all. Its not the one from okotoks either. Driving home and then to work made me wish I had bought an automatic. Going to the doctor after work.
Crap deal man. I understand your pain, I've made that drive many a time after soccer.
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one good thing is my work shoes are pretty wide and not lace up.
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Good thing we have a couple weeks off to recup.

4x4 finger
FKA ankle
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Who wants to come out next Wednesday?
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one good thing is my work shoes are pretty wide and not lace up.

Hmm, is it hard for you to pile into the VW with the other clowns though?
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Hmm, is it hard for you to pile into the VW with the other clowns though?
Your team vehicle is a VW?
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