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				Happy 40th Birthday Internet
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Yes folks, the infamous Internet is 40 years young today. It is debatable as to when the Internet was born, but Jian Gomeshi (the host of Q on CBC Radio) just announced it, so I'm going to roll with it. 
 
By the way, just by being on this website you are celebrating Internet's birthday. I'm sure Internet thanks you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 12:29 PM
			
			
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			Well if Moxy Fruvous said it, it must be true.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 01:05 PM
			
			
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			Well, I would go with the birth of the Internet as being the first day data went over it. 
Which is October 29, 1969.   link
Who knows what today is.  The day the cable was run?  The day one of the computers was built?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 01:11 PM
			
			
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			04-07-2009, 01:17 PM
			
			
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			So I guess that means tomorrow is the 40th anniversary of Internet porn.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 01:37 PM
			
			
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			We should thank Al Gore.  He is the one that created the internet.  He even said so
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 01:37 PM
			
			
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			Al Gore should be proud.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 01:39 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  ken0042
					 
				 
				Well, I would go with the birth of the Internet as being the first day data went over it. 
 
Which is October 29, 1969.  link
 
Who knows what today is. The day the cable was run? The day one of the computers was built?  
			
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Ok then.....
  
I am officially older then the internet......  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			04-07-2009, 01:47 PM
			
			
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			The Internet:  Bringing you quality and questionable porn alike for over 40 years!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			04-07-2009, 01:52 PM
			
			
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				The Internet:  Bringing you quality and questionable porn alike for over 40 years! 
			
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Without the internet who would have introduced me to Goatse, Lemonparty and Tubgirl? (if you don't know what those are, google at your own risk.)
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 02:06 PM
			
			
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				Without the internet who would have introduced me to Goatse, Lemonparty and Tubgirl? (if you don't know what those are, google at your own risk.) 
			
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Now that I know what those are I feel a need to watch them so I am part of the "cool kids" that know what they are. But I don't want to watch them. Dilemma.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 03:49 PM
			
			
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				Without the internet who would have introduced me to Goatse, Lemonparty and Tubgirl? (if you don't know what those are, google at your own risk.) 
			
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I'm going to wait until I'm not at work.  Sounds dangerous.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			04-07-2009, 04:05 PM
			
			
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				We should thank Al Gore. He is the one that created the internet. He even said so 
			
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			04-07-2009, 04:14 PM
			
			
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				I'm going to wait until I'm not at work.  Sounds dangerous. 
			
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You'll want to wash your eyes out with battery acid after.
 
Or maybe not, I can't think of much worse punishment than those to be your last ever sight.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			04-07-2009, 04:20 PM
			
			
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				You'll want to wash your eyes out with battery acid after. 
			
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Or this:
  
(Somebody tell me if the picture doesn't come through; I'm at work and can't tell.)
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2009, 05:06 PM
			
			
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				Without the internet who would have introduced me to Goatse, Lemonparty and Tubgirl? (if you don't know what those are, google at your own risk.) 
			
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Ah yes....  and who could forget other internet greats like Meatspin or two girls one cup...
 
I'm getting all nostalgic over here.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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