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			 Ate 100 Treadmills 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I have no idea, but they closed the only one that delivered to my apartment, and I can't get my fix.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-01-2009, 09:09 PM
			
			
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			I haven't eaten KFC in years. Gross.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			04-01-2009, 09:11 PM
			
			
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			 One of the Nine 
			
			
			
			
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			Pretty sure one of the 11 is mouse droppings.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-01-2009, 09:14 PM
			
			
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			 Some kinda newsbreaker! 
			
			
			
				
			
			
				 
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			According to Futurama 
 
Bender: Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's secret recipe: "Chicken, grease, salt".
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-01-2009, 09:15 PM
			
			
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			Old people dust.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-01-2009, 09:20 PM
			
			
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			04-01-2009, 09:21 PM
			
			
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			04-01-2009, 09:41 PM
			
			
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			The dandruff of the dead.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			04-01-2009, 10:41 PM
			
			
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			cow's eyes, dog's heads, old phonebooks. 
 
 
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			04-01-2009, 11:27 PM
			
			
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			Distillate of virgins 
Dried moonshine 
Cranky baby tears 
Ectoplasm 
Peanut Butter 
Dapper Dan Hair Cream 
That guy down the hall you haven't seen for a while 
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			04-01-2009, 11:36 PM
			
			
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			According to wikipedia, there are only two people in the world who actually know what the recipe is.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-02-2009, 12:49 AM
			
			
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			It's smegma, salt water taffy, pus, used chew and parsley. 
  
Never eat that garbage.  Ugh.  Go to Church's or Popeye's instead.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-02-2009, 12:50 AM
			
			
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			04-02-2009, 12:50 AM
			
			
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				It's smegma, salt water taffy, pus, used chew and parsley. 
  
Never eat that garbage.  Ugh.  Go to Church's or Popeye's instead. 
			
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Neither of those are available here
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-02-2009, 01:04 AM
			
			
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			Colonal Sanders' ashes.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-02-2009, 01:05 AM
			
			
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I heard they deep fried him.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-02-2009, 01:40 AM
			
			
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			 Not a casual user 
			
			
			
				
			
			
				 
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			04-02-2009, 08:55 AM
			
			
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			not sure, but one of them is an addictive chemical that makes you crave it fortnightly....smartass!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-02-2009, 09:49 AM
			
			
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			http://hubpages.com/hub/KFC_Copycat_Recipes
 
Here is how most people from the Corbin area fix their version of a Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe. 
Original Kentucky Fried Chicken Coating Secret Ingredients
2 envelopes tomato soup mix, preferably Lipton cup-o-soup brand
2 envelopes Italian dressing mix
1 tablespoon paprika
2 teaspoons dried chervil (optional, but makes a huge difference in taste)
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 teaspoon instant chicken bouillon powder
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1 teaspoon tarragon
1/2 teaspoon sage
1/4 teaspoon pepper
3 cups pancake mix, preferably Bisquick brand (self-rising flour can be substituted, but won't taste as good)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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