02-15-2009, 05:04 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Originally Posted by mykalberta
Wow, that chick is ugggggly.
That dude should have been able to do better than that. Come on brother, dont shoot for the gutter, shoot for the stars or at very least the dumpster.
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She's 15. You're commenting on how a 15 year old child looks.
Dude... that's creepy.
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02-15-2009, 05:14 PM
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#62
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Originally Posted by llama64
She's 15. You're commenting on how a 15 year old child looks.
Dude... that's creepy.
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no... it would be creepy if he said he wanted to bone her....
I comment on my (cute) 3 year old niece... shes a little princess.
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02-15-2009, 05:24 PM
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#63
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Apr 2007
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It's stories like this that make me ashamed to be English.
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02-15-2009, 10:30 PM
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#64
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Self-Ban
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”
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Well at least he's going to care for "it"...
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02-16-2009, 02:30 PM
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#66
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by stang
no... it would be creepy if he said he wanted to bone her....
I comment on my (cute) 3 year old niece... shes a little princess.
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He called her ugly and then said the kid should have been able to do better. Perhaps I'm missing the part where he didn't sexualize the comment.
A lot of posts in this thread are creepy.
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02-16-2009, 04:09 PM
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#67
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Can they please PLEASE announce the results of the test Maury style. Can Maury do it? Please? They've got to be able to do this on live TV somewhere. Because I really want to see it.
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02-16-2009, 05:34 PM
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#68
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Farm Team Player
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
Can they please PLEASE announce the results of the test Maury style. Can Maury do it? Please? They've got to be able to do this on live TV somewhere. Because I really want to see it.
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I'll let you know how it goes and post any clips that crop up.
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02-16-2009, 05:39 PM
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Norm!
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Man at 13 it would be like 3 seconds worth of sex, and he knocked her up.
Worse 3 seconds ever.
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02-16-2009, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Man at 13 it would be like 3 seconds worth of sex, and he knocked her up.
Worse 3 seconds ever.
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What's the rough total cost for raising a child?
You can calculate how much an hour it cost him.
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02-16-2009, 05:43 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
What's the rough total cost for raising a child?
You can calculate how much an hour it cost him.
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Well, you can probably calculate the cost to the English taxpayer.
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02-16-2009, 10:51 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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But yesterday Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, told the News of the World they had slept with Chantelle at about the time she became pregnant and claimed she also had several other sexual partners.
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If I was 14 and some girl I managed to get a girl to sleep with me got pregnant the last thing I would be doing is announcing to the world press that I could have been the father.
Well truthfully the last thing I was doing at 14 is being successful at getting a girl to sleep with me, but that's a whole other issue all together.
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02-16-2009, 11:05 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
What's the rough total cost for raising a child?
You can calculate how much an hour it cost him.
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According to the most recent figures I could find, this kid's kid will cost him $2.15 per hour every hour for its first 18 years.
The act of conception, according to the Captain's estimate, went for a rate of approximately $112,667 per second.
So basically, he outdid Elliott Spitzer by a factor of a whole hell of a lot.
All figures Canadian.
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02-16-2009, 11:38 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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No way that kid possibly conceived a child 9 months ago.
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02-17-2009, 12:32 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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In a shocking twist the mothers father is the father.
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02-17-2009, 01:02 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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wow its like an english slim shady with dark hair!!! thug life father at 13
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02-17-2009, 01:13 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Originally Posted by awildermode
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If Danny Devito's iteration of the Penguin in Batman Returns fathered a child, she'd look like her.
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02-17-2009, 04:08 AM
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#79
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by llama64
He called her ugly and then said the kid should have been able to do better. Perhaps I'm missing the part where he didn't sexualize the comment.
A lot of posts in this thread are creepy.
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Maybe cause the story itself is creepy?
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02-17-2009, 06:35 AM
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#80
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CP's Fraser Crane
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So he is living with her parents? Do the parents keep on letting them bang or do they put a stop to the romping?
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