Stupid Things Your Co-Workers Say

[burn_this_city]

This one came to me when I was riding the elevator. Its not so much what they say but what they think.

"I dont need deodorant, I'll just wear extra cologne"

[4X4]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

This one came to me when I was riding the elevator. Its not so much what they say but what they think.

"I dont need deodorant, I'll just wear extra cologne"

How about the chicks that think "I don't need to lose 100lbs, I just need to wear a gallon of purfume"

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by 4X4

How about the chicks that think "I don't need to lose 100lbs, I just need to wear a gallon of purfume"

And a nasty way too low cut top to show off their big boobs

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

And a nasty way too low cut top to show off their big boobs

If they didn't show off their boobs it would look like they had the head of a giant plush Mickey Mouse stuffed under their shirt.

[TurnedTheCorner]

Originally Posted by kermitology

C: "I can't get the display to show up on both monitors."
Me: "Did you press Function-F7?"
C: "That won't work."
Me: "So you tried it and it didn't work?"
C: "It won't work."
Me: "Weird.. wait.. are you telling me you have or haven't tried that?"
C: "I just know that it's not going to work."
Me: "Can you please just try it?"
C: *hangs up*

Boss: "What's this about the display not working?"
Me: "I don't ****ing know, I told her to press Fn-F7 which works on all the machines here, but she says it won't work."
Boss: "Did she try?"
Me: "I don't think so, but she won't listen to me."
Boss: "Well.. sort it out."

C in e-mail: "Talked to the guys over in Europe, they said to try pressing Fn-F7 and the display is now working on both screens."
Boss, friend: "Isn't that what you told her to do?"
Me: *face palm*
Boss: "Dude, she owes you a BIG apology."

You might appreciate this. Enjoy!

[Dion]

When i was working for Safeway i approached a co worker in the backroom who was in the process of making an annoucement over the intercom. I quickly asked if he had seen so and so. He quickly went on a rant about how he hated this and that about the person i was looking for. The funny part is he forgot he had the intercom on and and that the whole store and customers got to hear his rants

It quickly dawned on him what had just happened and his face turned 10 shades or red. Staff and management never let him forget about that incident

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Dion

When i was working for Safeway i approached a co worker in the backroom who was in the process of making an annoucement over the intercom. I quickly asked if he had seen so and so. He quickly went on a rant about how he hated this and that about the person i was looking for. The funny part is he forgot he had the intercom on and and that the whole store and customers got to hear his rants

It quickly dawned on him what had just happened and his face turned 10 shades or red. Staff and management never let him forget about that incident

I hope Beasley does that one day!