02-03-2009, 09:42 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Normal expressions in men's sports that you can't say in women's sport
Hockey: She has such a wide body and was able to block the shot
Soccer: She catches the ball in her box.
Soccer: She's injured, I know her well and she's not one to go down easily.
Soccer: The fullback is playing so wide that I could get inside her.
Football: She sees the hole and penetrates right through.
Any others?
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02-03-2009, 09:44 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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pulling the goalie
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02-03-2009, 09:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Any sport: Wow, that was an excting fast paced game with lots of action. 
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02-03-2009, 09:47 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Rugby, "the fly-half loves it when his centre comes inside him like that"
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02-03-2009, 09:47 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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She had to change pads after that period.
Another bloody period on the ice!
She just got double teamed.
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02-03-2009, 09:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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She got pummeled from behind into the boards.
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02-03-2009, 09:49 AM
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Norm!
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Nice gang tackling
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02-03-2009, 09:53 AM
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great ball skills
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02-03-2009, 09:57 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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she left her five-hole wide open
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02-03-2009, 09:59 AM
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played well on the back nine
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02-03-2009, 10:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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gaping five hole
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02-03-2009, 10:50 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Björk... SCORES!
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02-03-2009, 10:53 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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Way to take it hard to the rack!
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02-03-2009, 10:58 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
3. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
4. It's a game of inches.
5. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
6. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
7. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
8. He found his tight end.
9. End around.
10. He had to stretch to get it in.
11. He gets penetration in the backfield.
12. He blows them off (at the line).
13. He bangs it in.
14. He could go all the way.
15. He gets it off just in time.
16. He goes deep.
17. He found a hole and slid through it.
18. He pounds it in.
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02-03-2009, 11:01 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your Mother's Place.
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In order to win, they are going to have to get balls deep in the endzone.
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02-03-2009, 11:07 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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anyone else need a cold shower after reading this thread?
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02-03-2009, 11:31 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Hockey: Keeps banging away at the five hole!
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02-03-2009, 11:32 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Come on you pussies you skate like a bunch of girls.
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02-03-2009, 11:36 AM
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Not the one...
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Pansification
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02-03-2009, 11:38 AM
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Norm!
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Gee John it looks like they're stacking 8 in the box.
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