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Old 01-13-2009, 08:04 PM   #21
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Maybe a smokin hot girl walked by?
Probably because I refuse to spend more than $60 on jeans haha. Not only that, but I only own a couple pairs and I just wear the shyte out of em. We had some good times, me and these jeans. Looks like its time to buy another pair for the 2009-11 season. As far as class goes, it was all good. I toughed er out.

And calf wouldn't get me aroused if he had a $100 bill hangin out of his zipper. Lousy carpetbagger.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:11 PM   #22
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You were just sitting there and your pants ripped?
He did mention he was watching Kenny vs. Spenny. I can only imagine which episode would split his pants? I have a few ideas but will leave it be.
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:41 PM   #23
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Can't you staple them back together? Find some duct tape from a custodian. That stuff fixes anything
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:52 PM   #24
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Can't you staple them back together? Find some duct tape from a custodian. That stuff fixes anything
Not to mention the outrageous fashion statement it makes.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:12 AM   #25
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Every time I see the title of this thread, I just start giggling. So I just wanted to say thanks.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:25 AM   #26
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Wow they split your pants?? They must be huge!
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:39 AM   #27
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Probably because I refuse to spend more than $60 on jeans haha. Not only that, but I only own a couple pairs and I just wear the shyte out of em. We had some good times, me and these jeans. Looks like its time to buy another pair for the 2009-11 season. As far as class goes, it was all good. I toughed er out.

And calf wouldn't get me aroused if he had a $100 bill hangin out of his zipper. Lousy carpetbagger.
Looks like you solved your problem this time around, but next time just take your hoody/jacket/shirt and tie it around your waist to cover it up. I know it looks dumb, but it is a good alternative.

I sat in gum on the bus going to work one day a few years ago, and this is what I did to hide the gum stain for the rest of the day.
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:52 AM   #28
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Thats nothing, try popping wood when your wearing sweats and seeing that hot girl sitting two rows in front of you as she drops her pen.

Split pants are nothing.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:00 AM   #29
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Thats nothing, try popping wood when your wearing sweats and seeing that hot girl sitting two rows in front of you as she drops her pen.

Split pants are nothing.
LOL. Aww man. RSB's? Raging Sweatpants Boner?

The waistband tuck may be useless in those situations. I sympathize...
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I was walking to the bus stop from my condo a few years back. Hit a patch of ice, slipped and fell on the pavement. Tore the ass right out of my pants. I went back home, called into work and went back to bed. I figured it was a sign to just call it a day.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:48 AM   #31
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I split my pants once. How could I not have predicted that my pants were going to split?

A co-worker and I were goofing around one day, play fighting, and I dished out a couple of good martial arts kicks. He commented that I seemed to be quite flexible for a large guy. So I said that I can come close to doing the splits. He didn't believe me so I demonstrated. As I was performing the maneuver RRRRRRIIIIPPPP!!!!

I split my boxers once too. Was at a family gathering and my cousin and I were outside playing catch. He threw a wild ball and I caught the ball mimicking Vernon's glove save in Game 7 vs Vancouver in 1989. RRRRIIIIPPP! My pants were ok, but my boxers were split from leg to leg, only a thread on each leg was still holding them together. It sure was drafty for the rest of the afternoon!
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:00 AM   #32
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A few months ago I noticed that my pants were ripped in the same way as I got to work. So I immediately went to the mall and bought a new pair.
When I went to the washroom and sat down, I looked down and looked right through a hole in my new pants where my a** was lol!
Had to go through the whole day with that as I didn't have time to go to the mall again
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