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stang · 12-23-2008, 02:08 PM

Couple storys... At my ex girlfriends cabin at the lake, must have been a long weekend but I dont remember which one.. anyways, There are a couple guys camping out on the front lawn in tents, and they come in and bring a bottle of Absinthe, so we all had a couple shots, but this one guy gets trashed on the crap. So he ends up passing out in his tent, and everythings good, about an hour later we see this tent go rolling by... Turns out he puked and shat himself, and couldnt figure out the way to open the door so he started to roll the tent like it was one of those balls for the hamster. LOL

Next one: My buddy and I were driving down the main drag of our town, (which isnt very big) but its 2 lanes across for the most part with right hand turning lanes with a concrete turning lane thinger...
Like this thing with teh grass on it

Anyways we see a nice decked out car with the full body kit, so we pull up next to it in my Mustang and start kinda chit chatting about his car when you just hear and engine SCREAMING behind us, kinda turn your head and look and here is another Mustang just flying and gonna pass us in the turning lane.
Just as he gets beside us doing probally 110kM/h (we are doing 60Km/h) he PLOWS the turning curb thing... Flattens the sign thats there.... he honeslty passes us in the air and flying over this curb, swerves out in fornt of us as pieces of his car are hitting my car. His car died but he has enough speed to keep going 2 or 3 blocks before pulling into Subways parking lot.
His car was totalled (bent frame) Reminds me of that scene in Bad Boys 2 where that boat or whatever flies ove there head... I can still see the car in the air just ahead of my bumper ..

Whats the weirdest thing to happen to YOU?

Hemi-Cuda · 12-23-2008, 02:15 PM

i thought your post was going to center around that big red beam in your picture. wtf is that for?

JiriHrdina · 12-23-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

i thought your post was going to center around that big red beam in your picture. wtf is that for?

Yeah I was kinda wondering the same thing.

stang · 12-23-2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

i thought your post was going to center around that big red beam in your picture. wtf is that for?

Lloydminster!! Home of the Worlds biggest waste of money...

jeremywilhelm · 12-23-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stang

Couple storys... At my ex girlfriends cabin at the lake, must have been a long weekend but I dont remember which one.. anyways, There are a couple guys camping out on the front lawn in tents, and they come in and bring a bottle of Absinthe, so we all had a couple shots, but this one guy gets trashed on the crap. So he ends up passing out in his tent, and everythings good, about an hour later we see this tent go rolling by... Turns out he puked and himself, and couldnt figure out the way to open the door so he started to roll the tent like it was one of those balls for the hamster. LOL

aah, so i see we HAVE met each other before.... crazy!

JiriHrdina · 12-23-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stang

Lloydminster!! Home of the Worlds biggest waste of money...

I still don't understand - WDF are they?

jeremywilhelm · 12-23-2008, 02:25 PM

it tells you that you are entering Alberta/Saskatchewan.

stang · 12-23-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

aah, so i see we HAVE met each other before.... crazy!

Seriously?

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Originally Posted by JorjeHrdina

I still don't understand - WDF are they?

You say why you changed your name first

jeremywilhelm · 12-23-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by stang

Seriously?

haha, no. But it sounds like something stupid i would have done when i was younger...

well i've never actually crapped myself, but being trapped in a tent while wasted is something im slightly familiar with......

Traditional_Ale · 12-23-2008, 02:31 PM

I was playing a gig at the green hotel in Stathmore a few years back. There was a birthday party of about 30 gorgeous women aged 18-48. Even the cougars were smokin'.

They all got rediculously drunk and danced their asses off all night, but by the end of the last set (around 1am or so) they were out of control.

So I'm wailing this sick sax solo during "Funky Music" and all of a sudden I've got two sets of hands down the front of my pants! Some hottie and her hottie mom started playing with my junk together!

You can bet I hit all the high-notes just right!

The weird part is how I didn't go back to their hotel room with them because I had to be up early. Actually, it was because they started asking me where we could find blow and I'm not really into that kind of thing.

That and I still had the entire P.A. to tear down.

cyclone3483 · 12-23-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stang

Seriously?

You say why you changed your name first

a CPer had a total meltdown on one of the threads, and started calling Jiri a Mexican in his swear infested rant.

Thus we now have Jorje...although I thought it was spelled Jorge.

stang · 12-23-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

I was playing a gig at the green hotel in Stathmore a few years back. There was a birthday party of about 30 gorgeous women aged 18-48. Even the cougars were smokin'.

They all got rediculously drunk and danced their asses off all night, but by the end of the last set (around 1am or so) they were out of control.

So I'm wailing this sick sax solo during "Funky Music" and all of a sudden I've got two sets of hands down the front of my pants! Some hottie and her hottie mom started playing with my junk together!

You can bet I hit all the high-notes just right!

The weird part is how I didn't go back to their hotel room with them because I had to be up early. Actually, it was because they started asking me where we could find blow and I'm not really into that kind of thing.

That and I still had the entire P.A. to tear down.

So you passed the chance to have a threesome with some hotty and a milf while snorting blow of their tits??? And you turned it down?

FAIL!!

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Originally Posted by cyclone3483

a CPer had a total meltdown on one of the threads, and started calling Jiri a Mexican in his swear infested rant.

Thus we now have Jorje...although I thought it was spelled Jorge.

Gonna need to see that link

albertGQ · 12-23-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cyclone3483

a CPer had a total meltdown on one of the threads, and started calling Jiri a Mexican in his swear infested rant.

Thus we now have Jorje...although I thought it was spelled Jorge.

What thread is this?

dissentowner · 12-23-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm

haha, no. But it sounds like something stupid i would have done when i was younger...

well i've never actually crapped myself, but being trapped in a tent while wasted is something im slightly familiar with......

Sure you haven't....

jeremywilhelm · 12-23-2008, 02:35 PM

yeah, supposedly jiri is actually a fat mexican. I really wish i had copied down the rant.

jeremywilhelm · 12-23-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

I was playing a gig at the green hotel in Stathmore a few years back. There was a birthday party of about 30 gorgeous women aged 18-48. Even the cougars were smokin'.

They all got rediculously drunk and danced their asses off all night, but by the end of the last set (around 1am or so) they were out of control.

So I'm wailing this sick sax solo during "Funky Music" and all of a sudden I've got two sets of hands down the front of my pants! Some hottie and her hottie mom started playing with my junk together!

You can bet I hit all the high-notes just right!

The weird part is how I didn't go back to their hotel room with them because I had to be up early. Actually, it was because they started asking me where we could find blow and I'm not really into that kind of thing.

That and I still had the entire P.A. to tear down.

man, 2 ten hit-dice girls and you roll a fumble in your pants?!?

EPIC FAIL

stang · 12-23-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JorjeHrdina

I still don't understand - WDF are they?

THey are Border markers to show the Alberta/Saskatchewan border in Lloydminster.

They are supposed to resemble surveyor stakes, you damn Mexicano!

Traditional_Ale · 12-23-2008, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by stang

So you passed the chance to have a threesome with some hotty and a milf while snorting blow of their tits??? And you turned it down?

FAIL!!

Don't do blow. Or like being around people who are on it.

And not having $20,000 in my gear stolen is pretty high on the list too. Unless $20,000 is a fair price for an insestuous three-some with a couple of Strathmorons.

jeremywilhelm · 12-23-2008, 02:39 PM

they dont have those on the mexican/canadian border, so hes never seen them before!!

cyclone3483 · 12-23-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by albertGQ

What thread is this?

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...hlight=mexican

It was a thing of beauty.