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Old 12-18-2008, 10:17 PM   #21
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Take an overdose of viagra. Sorry I don't know how to help you. I never sleep on my stomach.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:28 PM   #22
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Earlier this year when I had my tonsils out it hurt like hell to sleep on my side. (It put pressure on my neck.) I ended up lying on my back and putting a pillow under each arm.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:34 PM   #23
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For a couple days, I think.... Actually... they may not have bothered me at all right off the bat. Scratch that. It's a bad idea. Unless you want shiney nipples.
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:32 AM   #24
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Step 1 - find a woman - preferably hot
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Step 5 - sleep cause all is good in the world
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:35 AM   #25
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As always, duct tape is the answer.
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:26 AM   #26
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Ever been tested for Sleep Apnea?

Isn't sleep apnea where you temporarily stop breathing when you sleep? If so, I can' seem to make a connection here between my sleeping on my stomach and that? (No, I've never been tested though).
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:39 AM   #27
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Maybe I'm in the minority, but I can't ever get comfortable sleeping on my stomach. Its actually most comfortable for me to sleep on my back.
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:40 AM   #28
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No one has suggested Hookers and Blow yet? Is the cliche dying?
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:41 AM   #29
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Try putting a small pillow at the small of your back at first, I find that relaxes my back a little and then remove the pillow and raise your knees (stretch those same muscles), and then hopefully it'll feel a little more natural.
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:43 AM   #30
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No one has suggested Hookers and Blow yet? Is the cliche dying?
Hopefully, its kind of run its course, like the 6 million Bart Simpson catchphrases. Suck it from the WWE, Whats up with that from Jerry Seinfield.

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Old 12-19-2008, 09:47 AM   #31
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easy.... just put one kid on both sides of you when they make their 2am migration into your bed.

If you don't have kids just substitute in a couple of "the ladies"
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:47 AM   #32
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Don't have a cow, man.
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String up a hammock. If it doesn't work, at least you had an excuse to be a pirate.
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:37 AM   #35
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