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				how about a fight to the death then 
			
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			12-14-2008, 09:37 PM
			
			
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				How about who's willing to fly the furthest to Calgary to catch a game? 
			
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Pfttt I have that one covered I think.  I am coming to Calgary for xmas from Chesterfield Inlet, NU.  My family is in Newfoundland.  Why am I coming to Calgary?
 
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			12-14-2008, 09:45 PM
			
			
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			I think it should be a judged verbal shot competition between the interested parties. 
 
A meh ok insult would be a straight jab 
 
A decent insult that makes the target real is a right cross 
 
The insult that stuns the person into silence or to totally lose their cool is a outright knockout 
 
Points are lost for the actual usage of slang terms representing genitals, or swearing, or referring to someones mother unless you can make up a term that alludes to someones mother without calling her that.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 09:49 PM
			
			
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			I think the contest should be who can take on the most 5 year-olds at once? i think i could take at least 20-25 of em before they bring me down
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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			12-14-2008, 09:50 PM
			
			
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			12-14-2008, 09:54 PM
			
			
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				I want to hear from this prariedog feller to find out if it's really worth all this fuss... 
  
I notice his wife hasn't allowed him to post since the 'incident' so maybe it went better for him than he thought it would... 
			
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LOL!!  
  
I don't post alot to begin with but the wife doesn't have her bun in a knot, don't worry.
  
We had a great time and yes, it is worth the fuss.  Firefly is a great gal and I'd gladly join her for a game anytime.  
  
You single guys should step up to the plate and see if your worthy.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-14-2008, 10:03 PM
			
			
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			12-14-2008, 10:06 PM
			
			
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			In lieu of the prize, how about the most interesting, ackward or coincidence meeting of a fellow CP member? And to be fully inclusive, if you don't have a story, make up something interesting with a hypothetical member, say, FireFly.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 10:14 PM
			
			
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				In lieu of the prize, how about the most interesting, ackward or coincidence meeting of a fellow CP member? And to be fully inclusive, if you don't have a story, make up something interesting with a hypothetical member, say, FireFly.    
			
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I never though I would be writing you, but the most amazing thing happened to me at a Flames game, and a girl that I had never met named FireFly . . .
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 10:19 PM
			
			
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			That wasn't exactly what I was thinking lol
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 10:42 PM
			
			
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			How about everyone who would like to go to a game with Firefly PM her and she picks the one she would like to go with
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 10:48 PM
			
			
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				How about everyone who would like to go to a game with Firefly PM her and she picks the one she would like to go with 
			
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That's a horrible idea, there's no chance I'd win that.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 10:50 PM
			
			
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			we could appeal to her base hockey fan instincts, and have a contest to see who can buy FireFly the most beer at the game. she could go for the heroin beer challenge
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-14-2008, 10:58 PM
			
			
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				How about everyone who would like to go to a game with Firefly PM her and she picks the one she would like to go with 
			
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I don't even think I need to PM it, its obvious, I would love to go to a hockey game with Firefly, buy her as much beer as she wants or whatever.
 
No secret there.
 
See, this is why I would be lousy in Survivor, everyone would be playing for immunity, while I would be bribing Jeff Probst for the immunity idol, then once I had it, throwing him off of a cliff.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 11:00 PM
			
			
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			12-14-2008, 11:05 PM
			
			
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			I liked the oogling going on in the other thread. Photo Contests are where its at. I think she should continue in that vein. "Best legs" photo. Take a photo of only your gams and post it. 
  
For those who feel their legs may not be worthy, who's to know if you snap a shot of your best friends legs instead? 
  
  
  
  
  
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			12-14-2008, 11:11 PM
			
			
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				I don't even think I need to PM it, its obvious, I would love to go to a hockey game with Firefly, buy her as much beer as she wants or whatever. 
  
No secret there. 
  
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Are you saying you'd take me to a game, get me drunk and throw me over the railing?   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 11:15 PM
			
			
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				Are you saying you'd take me to a game, get me drunk and throw me over the railing?    
			
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Probably one and two, and not three.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-14-2008, 11:32 PM
			
			
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Even with the question mark, it was intended to be an entry.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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			12-14-2008, 11:38 PM
			
			
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