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Old 12-11-2008, 04:05 PM   #981
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Why in Gods name, do you have a picture like that? << throws up >>
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:14 PM   #982
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The fact that you had to reshow it makes me wish to kill you.
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:32 PM   #983
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And the winner, and my guest at tomorrow night's hockey game...

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Throw my hat in the ring for sure. I posted a pic many pages back so you might have to search a bit for it.

Why should "I" get the ticket? It's simple really, I used to work at the Saddledome way back. It was around 1984-1985. The first job I had was cleaning out the mens room during the games.

I had to make sure there was toilet paper in the stalls and generally keep the place tidy.

After a month or so of that I begged the manager of the cleaning staff to put me on the night shift.
He did and after that I worked from 11 pm till 7 am cleaning the stands and concourse. Shortly before I quit I was promoted and got to clean out (vacuum) the offices and board rooms of the Flames management.

I feel some sort of reward is due after all the hard work I put in. All that was a LOOONG time ago.

In addition to the above I will be attending an afterwork party at the Hyatt so I can prime up for the game AND I will be provided with a Taxi Chit home!!

I talked to my wife and she's cool. Not looking for a date on the side or anything. I haven't been to a game this year so I thought I'd write.

Now that's a reason. He's put in his time. I look forward to meeting you and I'm sure we'll have fun!
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:33 PM   #984
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Oooh, and I think I'll have another contest to go with me to the game on the 29th.... I'm not sure what kind of contest, but I'll keep you all posted! I figure that's far enough in advance that perhaps I'll have more contestants.

Thank you all for your entries! There were some seriously funny ones!
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:36 PM   #985
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Congratulations, Prairieboy!
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:36 PM   #986
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Wow!! I agree, prarieboy deserves some reward for that! Cleaning the men's bathroom? Oh God, the LEAST you can get is a ticket to a game!
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:37 PM   #987
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How did stang not win? Tough competition I guess.
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:46 PM   #988
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Give that man a trophy... cleaning the bathroom deserves more than a game.
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:46 PM   #989
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Congrats Prairieboy. You obviously have a very understanding wife. My wife wouldn't understand at all.

Enjoy the game.
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:49 PM   #990
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Give that man a trophy... cleaning the bathroom deserves more than a game.
I suspect his wife wouldn't be nearly as understanding if it were anything more than just a game...
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:06 PM   #991
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Ah, what the hell.. Not the greatest picture, but I'm pretty much at the mercy of what others put on their Facebook page.

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Old 12-11-2008, 05:13 PM   #992
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Congrats Prairieboy. You obviously have a very understanding wife. My wife wouldn't understand at all.

Enjoy the game.
Something about, "Hey, Honey, I'm off to the game with a lady I met on the internet" just wouldn't fly, eh?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:32 PM   #993
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:24 PM   #994
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Woo Hoo!!!!

In your face single dudes!!!

My wife is the greatest girl on earth!! Firefly a very close second!!

Cleaning the bathrooms wasn't all that bad if you kept on top of it but working the night shift was great. Met lots of "excentirc" folks down there. At the time it was a relatively high paying job and I was lucky to get it. The effects of the NEP were in full swing and people just out of High School were happy to have a job at all.

This was the first job I got after being fired from the "Assistant Manager" job I had at the
K-mart shoe department. I was happier cleaning bathrooms at the Dome than I was at that hell hole.

Anyways, thanks for the invite Firefly. I'm looking forward to meeting you as well. PM with where you'd like to meet up and such.
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You're very welcome. Keep an eye out for my next contest...
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Oooh, and I think I'll have another contest to go with me to the game on the 29th.... I'm not sure what kind of contest, but I'll keep you all posted! I figure that's far enough in advance that perhaps I'll have more contestants.

Thank you all for your entries! There were some seriously funny ones!
Sock puppet theatre?

Write a poem that involves words that rhyme with firefly

the most creative fffffuuuuuuucccc picture

Murder one person on her to kill list

Mow her lawn for the summer, and not in the naughty lawn mowing way, or maybe
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All excellent ideas. I will take them into consideration.
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Ah, what the hell.. Not the greatest picture, but I'm pretty much at the mercy of what others put on their Facebook page.

(Cool, I did wonder what FlamesAddiction looked like. I think its a pretty cool picture, can't go wrong with a Croat soccer jersey.)
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My husband and I on the plane headed for sunny SoCal.



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