Is being tall a disability

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The problem also involves the smaller size, yes there is a bit of an optical illusion where it appears bigger based on the relative size of the person, and width isn't an issue there should be little doubt (and I am sure that a woman can back this up, or MCRBoi I suppose) that the taller the individual the larger the wang... and while an optical illusion may make something appear to be bigger, when someone squints they can tell the truth. So women who are just horny and looking to get off will automatically look past the smaller man and go straight to the taller guys in the crowd. When I hear a tallie complain about being tall and being slightly uncomfortable in seats or having compact cars be to small, I just have to think that the tradeoff is likely worth it.

[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Maybe some are, but mine is a glorious 80". Find me a queen size that's 80".

You're right ... Queen's are smaller. I just went and measured a queen bed and it's smaller than our king. Another misconception of mine corrected. Thanks for edumacating me.

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Maybe some are, but mine is a glorious 8".

Corrected for accuracy.

[Claeren]

Originally Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard

The problem also involves the smaller size, yes there is a bit of an optical illusion where it appears bigger based on the relative size of the person, and width isn't an issue there should be little doubt (and I am sure that a woman can back this up, or MCRBoi I suppose) that the taller the individual the larger the wang... and while an optical illusion may make something appear to be bigger, when someone squints they can tell the truth. So women who are just horny and looking to get off will automatically look past the smaller man and go straight to the taller guys in the crowd. When I hear a tallie complain about being tall and being slightly uncomfortable in seats or having compact cars be to small, I just have to think that the tradeoff is likely worth it.

So basically you are saying you have a tiny penis AND that you think *a lot* about tall mens penis' and are convinced they are all large AND that all women want is a large penis!?







Claeren.

[LGA]

I think the greatest disadvantage of being tall is if the Triads are after you in a place like Hong Kong and you're trying to blend into the crowd but you're collar bone is where their heads are and everyone can clearly see you.

Seriously though, being really tall in Asia is hilarious.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by LGA

I think the greatest disadvantage of being tall is if the Triads are after you in a place like Hong Kong and you're trying to blend into the crowd but you're collar bone is where their heads are and everyone can clearly see you.

Seriously though, being really tall in Asia is hilarious.

Not only that, when the Triads see you, you're easier to shoot!

And another disadvantage: when you're washing your hands and you have the water going too fast and it shoots out of the sink, it hits you right on the crotch. It would be much less embarrassing if it hit you in the belly.

I'm tell you shorties, being tall ain't all that it's cracked up to be!

[I_H8_Crawford]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Not only that, when the Triads see you, you're easier to shoot!

And another disadvantage: when you're washing your hands and you have the water going too fast and it shoots out of the sink, it hits you right on the crotch. It would be much less embarrassing if it hit you in the belly.

I'm tell you shorties, being tall ain't all that it's cracked up to be!

Don't forget about always having to watch where you're walking so you don't step on any of the shorties......

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally Posted by fotze

It may be short, but it sure is skinny.

It's like the emo kids of the crotch world.

[4X4]

How many short people does it take to put in a light bulb?

None. They always ask tall people to do it for them. Lazy buggers.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally Posted by 4X4

How many short people does it take to put in a light bulb?

None. They always ask tall people to do it for them. Lazy buggers.

That's hate speech you damn tallie. You and your kind sicken me

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by 4X4

So true. because of that, I simply don't wear ties. Ever. Totally gave up. Even at weddings.

And another thing: beds. Us tall guys are forced to buy king sized beds so that we can actually still have our feet on the bed while our heads are centered on the pillow instead of up against the headboard.

I actually feel weird when my feet don't hang off the edge of the bed, I've become totally accustomed to it. Foot boards kind of suck, but even more than that is bunk beds in hostels. The winner is sleeper cars on trains though, those things are brutal. I'm tall enough that my head is at one wall, my feet at the other, and my knees forced to bend at an angle that puts them against the metal bar that keeps you from falling out.

Originally Posted by 4X4

Not only that, when the Triads see you, you're easier to shoot!

And another disadvantage: when you're washing your hands and you have the water going too fast and it shoots out of the sink, it hits you right on the crotch. It would be much less embarrassing if it hit you in the belly.

I'm tell you shorties, being tall ain't all that it's cracked up to be!

Oh man! The crotch water problem! I didn't know this was common, but it happens to me all the time at work where the water pressure is constantly fluctuating as you wash your hands. So bad in khakis..

[JiriHrdina]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

Oh man! The crotch water problem! I didn't know this was common, but it happens to me all the time at work where the water pressure is constantly fluctuating as you wash your hands. So bad in khakis..

Wait I'm 5'7 and I also have that problem. Must be not a height issue but rather somehow water also directs itself directly to the crotchual area.

[Claeren]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Wait I'm 5'7 and I also have that problem. Must be not a height issue but rather somehow water also directs itself directly to the crotchual area.

No-no, they are talking about when they use the adult height sinks, not the kiddie height ones you must have to use....

[Ice]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Wait I'm 5'7 and I also have that problem. Must be not a height issue but rather somehow water also directs itself directly to the crotchual area.

I'm 5'2, so water splashes on my boobs. Not cool.

As for how many shorties it takes to change a light bulb...well I could do it if I could reach the cabinet over the stove to get the lightbulbs. That cabinet, the one over the fridge and the top shelf of all the others are beyond my reach.

But being petite, I can sit Indian style in an airplane seat without bothering anyone next to me, so there are some advantages.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally Posted by ice

i'm 5'2, so water splashes on my boobs. Not cool.

Wrong.

[jammies]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Wait I'm 5'7 and I also have that problem. Must be not a height issue but rather somehow water also directs itself directly to the crotchual area.

I just dry my hands on my pants afterwards so the splashes kinda blend into the palmprints. Sure, for the first few weeks at work you get a lot of looks, but you'll also find you don't get people bothering you at your desk when you're trying to get things done.

[JiriHrdina]

Originally Posted by Claeren

No-no, they are talking about when they use the adult height sinks, not the kiddie height ones you must have to use....

Well played sir. Well played.