To the guy.....

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by burnthiscity

If no buffer exists pretend a mental one exists. If you exit the stall at the same time as your neighbour make no eye contact or small talk during hand washing.

Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it

or high five him and say......uhm..."wicked sh*t mofo...."

[The Fonz]

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[chris lindberg]

I got this buddy and any time he hear's someone fart he says, "shut-up A#$hole!"

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!

Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely my pants then..."

[Dion]

Originally Posted by The Ditch

Who sat in the stall next to me this morning at work while I was doing my business and there were many other open stalls not next to me, I hate you. Why would you do that?

Did he put his hand under your stall asking for toilet paper cause his was out?

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

I always observe a 1-stall buffer rule unless there is something on the seats of one of the other toilets and i have no choice.

It's pretty annoying when people don't observe the 1-urinal buffer zone unspoken rule.

what about when there's 3 toilets and one on the end is a handicapped one? there are also several people where i work who are in wheelchairs, so i would not want to be the one in the big stall when i hear wheels coming into the washroom

[Phanuthier]

Originally Posted by Table 5

It's not just a bathroom issue, I think it applies to other public venues as well, such as the bus or train. I've never been a fan of dudes who wedge themselves into seats next to other dudes.

In general, if there is an empty seat, but it requires you to have to sit next to a dude, I generally just opt for standing....there has to be a buffer for me to sit down. And if its too busy for you to have a buffer, well in that case, there are probably people on the bus/train who need that seat more than I do.

With women it's a case by case scenario of course, but if sitting down will require any level of discomfort, I'd rather just stand.

I wish everyone were like you

[BuzzardsWife]

did he give you a 'signal'? like putting his hand under the stall?

[chris lindberg]

I thought the "signal" was taping your foot on the floor?

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

what about when there's 3 toilets and one on the end is a handicapped one? there are also several people where i work who are in wheelchairs, so i would not want to be the one in the big stall when i hear wheels coming into the washroom

What? Just because you use a wheelchair gives you the right to not have to wait for a stall? (does that seem insensitive? sorry...)
I love taking that stall! Then I know I have at least the one wall boundary covered and only have to worry about the other side.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

this threat had great legs.....for what it is....

[Ozy_Flame]

I hate when I have to drop a duece at work. EVERY TIME, somebody always had to come and drop one as well. It seems like more people take number two than they do a pee. I hate that, and I especially hate hearing someone else have no shame, what with the farts, sloppy droppings, and all-around stench. Ugh....

[MaxPower]

How about this... There's a guy here that, while washing my hands, I have twice seen come out of the stall after pooping and head straight out of the washroom, no washing of the hands.

Then one time the same guy came out of the stall, went straight to the sink, and proceeded to drink water from the tap with his hands, which in itself is a disgusting thing to do in a bathroom, but he didn't even wash his hands then.

Never met him, don't know who he his, but I hate him already.

[The Ditch]

Originally Posted by MaxPower

How about this... There's a guy here that, while washing my hands, I have twice seen come out of the stall after pooping and head straight out of the washroom, no washing of the hands.

Then one time the same guy came out of the stall, went straight to the sink, and proceeded to drink water from the tap with his hands, which in itself is a disgusting thing to do in a bathroom, but he didn't even wash his hands then.

Never met him, don't know who he his, but I hate him already.

I get really grossed out when people don't wash their hands, it's disgusting.

[burn_this_city]

This seemed appropriate for this thread
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/03...ene/index.html


People who don't wash their hands are disgusting. I worked with a guy who didnt and always avoided touching anything he had.

[BuzzardsWife]

Originally Posted by chris lindberg

I thought the "signal" was taping your foot on the floor?

maybe you're right, but remember when that governor in the states (or senator or whatever) got busted? that time the signal was a hand under the stall

[BuzzardsWife]

Originally Posted by The Ditch

I get really grossed out when people don't wash their hands, it's disgusting.

I hate the women in the mall bathrooms that are dressed to kill, look like a million bucks, then go to the bathroom, don't wash their hands, then grab their little kids hands and walk out. It happens with all kinds of women of course..but if you take 2 hours getting gorgeous in the morning why can't you take 30 seconds to wash your hands? I can't stand when someone uses MY bathroom and you know they don't wash their hands.

[MaxPower]

Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife

maybe you're right, but remember when that governor in the states (or senator or whatever) got busted? that time the signal was a hand under the stall

Definitely not. One of the most memorable quotes from that guy when he was trying to explain his actions was that while pooping "I have a wide stance"... which is why his foot was in the other guy's stall. hahaha.... whatever buddy.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife

did he give you a 'signal'? like putting his hand under the stall?

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Does anyone wipe standing?

wait, how would one not stand to wipe? how else can you reach behind? is there some sort of crouching-tiger hidden-feces move i'm not aware of?

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by fotze

Some people may wipe from the front, girl style.

i was afraid that would be the answer.