To the guy.....

[The Ditch]

Who sat in the stall next to me this morning at work while I was doing my business and there were many other open stalls not next to me, I hate you. Why would you do that?

[missdpuck]

He likes you. Wanted to bond?

[Bob]

I hate it when people don't observe the buffer stall / urinal rule--double bad if they're "noisy" about it.

[STeeLy]

You could always cut it off mid stream and move over one and let the rest out...

[The Ditch]

Well I was dropping a deuce I don't know if it was possible to stop and move.

[cKy]

Maybe he wanted to play Battle s**ts??

[missdpuck]

Ha! We only have 2 stalls in the ladies room at work, and the divider wall goes pretty much all the way down to the floor so you really can't tell who's in there by the shoes. But we always know when Shirley is in there because she lights matches in the stall to cover up the smell. Serious.

[burn_this_city]

We just moved buildings and they put a midget urinal in every bathroom. Instead of putting it in the middle of the two big people urinals they put it on the end. So you have to decide between buffer or child urinal.

[CaptainCrunch]

Depends on what you mean by your business. It could have been a congressman, and he liked your style.

[The Ditch]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Depends on what you mean by your business. It could have been a congressman, and he liked your style.

You mean that foot tapping he was doing wasn't because he had a catchy tune stuck in his head?

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by The Ditch

You mean that foot tapping he was doing wasn't because he had a catchy tune stuck in his head?

[worth]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

We just moved buildings and they put a midget urinal in every bathroom. Instead of putting it in the middle of the two big people urinals they put it on the end. So you have to decide between buffer or child urinal.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Ditch, you think that is bad, I once took a deuce at a US army field hospital, and the stalls had no doors......or walls.....sit down and you could chat to the fella next to you......still not as bad as the two blanks over a pit which was built by the Kenyan army........

[burn_this_city]

^^ The ones we have are a little higher but not much better.. The fat people just piss on the floor since they can't see..

[Pagal4321]

This thread has the early makings of a classic...

[Russic]

I've never understood why some people just don't observe stall/urinal etiquette. It isn't about homophobia, but rather that I'd really appreciate not smelling or hearing your waste.

In the same vein, I don't understand people on the ctrain (most commonly men over 35) that feel the need to snuggle next to you in the seat. I'm a small guy so I generally compact myself against the window as best I can so as to politely give the majority of the seat to my fellow passenger. More often than not however people see it as an invitation to give their nuts 2 feet of clearance on all sides, which results in me being shoulder to shoulder for 45 minutes.

If you do either of the two things above, please know that I wish you dead for most of the day.

[burn_baby_burn]

Maybe the other stalls had unflushed toilets or doors that didn't lock or something. That is the only reason I would use a stall right next to a stall already being used. Or maybe the guy was just a wierdo.

[The Ditch]

Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it

Ditch, you think that is bad, I once took a deuce at a US army field hospital, and the stalls had no doors......or walls.....sit down and you could chat to the fella next to you......still not as bad as the two blanks over a pit which was built by the Kenyan army........

Now that is terrible, especially if you had beaver fever.

[malcolmk14]

I always observe a 1-stall buffer rule unless there is something on the seats of one of the other toilets and i have no choice.

It's pretty annoying when people don't observe the 1-urinal buffer zone unspoken rule.

[Wookie]

with the no wall/door zone, do you wipe sitting or standing?
In general do you wipe sitting or standing?