The redneck game

[T@T]

I'll start

You know your a redneck if...

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

[Yeah_Baby]

.....If you play this game.

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by T@T

I'll start

You know your a redneck if...

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

If you throw your underwear at the wall and it sticks (aaaaaahhhh sorry!)

[T@T]

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines

or

One of your kids was born on a pool table.